#3006. TikTok

Earlier this morning, the Orange Prolapse posted his thoughts about the current TikTok controversy.

I’m asking companies not to let TikTok stay dark! I will issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law’s prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order.
 
Americans deserve to see our exciting Inauguration on Monday, as well as other events and conversations.
 
I would like the United States to have a 50% ownership position in a joint venture.  By doing this, we save TikTok, keep it in good hands and allow it to say up.  Without U.S. approval, there is no Tik Tok.  With our approval, it is worth hundreds of billions of dollars - maybe trillions. 
 
Therefore, my initial thought is a joint venture between the current owners and/or new owners whereby the U.S. gets a 50% ownership in a joint venture set up between the U.S. and whichever purchase we so choose.

 

A triumvirate of orange jimmie-inspired Trump Dumps!

Tikkin & Tokkin!  Snoopin & Poopin!  Trumpin & Dumpin!

 

 

TikTok
sonofsaf

Fuck you, The Trumper flags unfurled, all around the world
Chinese TikTok, Chinese TikTok
Sexuality, for any price
Any price

Fuck you, The Trumper flags unfurled, pornographic girls
Chinese TikTok, Chinese TikTok
Chinese TikTok, Chinese TikTok

Forty-five’s inbred, shout-out Bud Light
Sing out strong Proud Boys will fight
Sing out strong you kosher Jew
Hey, Lake Tahoe ain’t funny [x4]

That twat’s all about money
Hey, Lake Tahoe ain’t funny

 

Bangkok
Destroyer

Like you, I've been around the world, seen a million girls
I've seen Bangkok, I've seen Bangkok
Black, blue, red, YZ, oh very nice
Very nice

Like you, I've been around the world, worn a million pearls
I've seen Bangkok, I've seen Bangkok
I've seen Bangkok, I've seen Bangkok

So bring out your dead, bring out the light
Bring out your dark birds in flight
Bring out your red roses too
Hey, what's got into Sunny? [x4]

Oh, what's got into Sunny?
Hey, what's got into Sunny?

"Destroyer" (peculiar nickname for a Ray LaMontagne rip-off, eh?) has destroyed the Burgh just once.  At Club Cafe on the South Side in the fall of 2016.  I was not in attendance.  That venue closed last year in 2024.  These days, the South Side is essentially a concentrated triumvirate of 3 corporate entities.  

Bars, tattoo parlors, and vaping shops.

The Big Lie 100: (#2129)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

 

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