#3024. Pardon

After infuriating the country with a massive pardon Dump of the J-6 prisoners...

I strongly suspect that the Orange Prolapse will soon issue a round of preemptive pardons for his family, entire cabinet and misc. billionaire MAGA supporters.  You know, so they can grift and wreak havoc with zero fear of reprisal.

Trump will cite the Biden family pardons as precedent.  As well as the continuing refrain about how government is still being weaponized against the GOP.  Because such action is necessary until he completely roots out the Deep State and internal enemies who hate our country. 

And he'll repeatedly mention that he's only still alive... by the grace of God.  But with all the threats and ongoing attempts on his life, it requires that he get ahead of the curve.  Because he's gotta do "what is moral and right."

Next, they'll start launching investigations into every Democrat who received sketchy campaign contributions (probably in the thousands of dollars - meals, airfare, Taylor Swift tickets, etc.).  Meanwhile, they'll be untouchable and invincible, raking in millions and billions. 

Pay attention to the crypto-coin lunacy.  It's literally the new gold standard.  Comparable to Trump and his magic beans.  But it's a beanstalk to Mar-a-Lago.

A horrific Trump Dump overlooking Acrisure Stadium.  Spotted on the Ft. Duquesne Bridge.

No AFC Championship game in the Burgh this year.  Acrisure will be empty today... and for the foreseeable future.

A sidewalk Dump observed outside PNC Park.

It would appear that Orange... is the new Brown.

 

 

Pardon
sonofsaf

(Donald’s a fuckin’ queer, Donald’s a fuckin’ queer, Trump)
(Donald’s a fuckin’ queer, Donald’s a fuckin’ queer, Trump)

Insurrection and big lie, you’re receiving
Trump was shroomin’ in Tahoe, his tiny dick
He’ll BeBest at building a fence
He’ll BeBest at dastardly deeds

(Donald’s a fuckin’ queer, Donald’s a fuckin’ queer, Trump)
(Donald’s a fuckin’ queer)

Tiny cock’s lost and not found
Tiny cock’s a disgrace, cunt
Tiny cock’s for Mr. Slave fag
Donald Trump’s pardon, pardon alone

Forty-five’s a cunt on a golden throne
God hath forsaken, meh

Shit show lost and not found
Tiny cock’s a disgrace, cunt
Tiny cock’s for Mr. Slave fag
Donald Trump’s pardon, pardon alone

A shit show, of despair
Spreading seed, her twat receives his shit

Tiny cock’s lost and not found
Tiny cock’s a disgrace, cunt
Tiny cock’s for Mr. Slave fag
Donald Trump’s pardon, pardon of

Tiny cock’s lost and not found
Tiny cock’s, Donald Trump’s pardon
Pardon alone!
A shit show, of despair
Spreading seed inbred piece of shit

 

Garden
Pearl Jam

(She don't wander in here, don't wander in here, she)
(She don't wander in here, don't wander in here, she)

The direction of the eye, so misleading
The deflection of the soul, nauseously quick
I don't question our existence
I just question our modern needs

(She don't wander in here, don't wander in here, she)
(She don't wander in here)

I will walk with my hands bound
I will walk with my face, blood
I will walk with my shadow flag
Into your garden, garden of stone

After all is done and we're still alone
I won't be taken, yet

I'll go with my hands bound
I will walk with my face, blood
I will walk with my shadow flag
Into your garden, garden of stone

I don't show, I don't share
I don't need, yeah, what you have to give

I will walk with my hands bound
I will walk with my face, blood
I will walk with my shadow flag
Into your garden, garden of

I will walk with my hands, bound
I will walk, into your garden
Garden of stone!
I don't know, I don't care
I don't need you for me to live!

Trust me, the song "Garden" was never meant to be parodied.

From 1991 to the present, Pearl Jam has blacked out the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.

Eddie Vedder (Chapter 18) & company return for a couple of shows at PPG Paints Arena on their spring tour.  May 16 & May 18.

 

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)

The Big Lie 100: (#2146)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

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