#3013. Trumpin' & Dumpin'

If you derive any sense of palpable joy from this photoshop of an angry pussy with the Orange Prolapse...
 

you should probably be remanded to a mental institution or insane asylum.

For purposes of juxtaposition, here's a deleted scene from Donnie Brasco.

Prime opportunity for a Trump Dump in the closing seconds, eh?

 

Trumpin’ & Dumpin’
sonofsaf

Gonna be an insurrection
‘Cause a coup d’etat’s swell
Yeah, twas a dastardly deed
He’s the Orange Prolapse infidel
And he’s gonna stop the steal
All of his glory holes smell
A pornographic fake rack
A job to blow movement bowel, yeah

Stormy’s wearin’ a thong.
Stormy’s giving him head.
Trumper flags unfurled
Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.
Presidential bullshit,
Excrement and the shit.
Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.

Yeah, one last prediction.
We’re the McDonald’s nation.
Yeah, Forty-five’s gonna feed
Forty-seven’s so fat.

Stormy’s wearin’ a thong.
Stormy’s giving him head.
Trumper flags unfurled
Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.
Presidential bullshit,
Excrement and the shit.
Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.

Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.
Presidential bullshit,
Excrement and the shit.
Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.

Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’ (Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’).
Presidential bullshit (Presidential bullshit),
Excrement and the shit (Excrement and the shit).
Donald’s Trumpin’ & Dumpin’.

 

Garden Of Eden
Ratt

I've got a bad reputation
And you knew it so well.
Yeah, I'll give you what you need.
I'm going to take you to Hell.
Doesn't matter how you feel,
It gives you stories to tell.
I'm gonna take it right back.
I'm gonna throw in the towel, yeah.

Nothing you do is wrong.
Nothing you could have said.
Welcome to my world
In this garden of Eden.
If you could have seen it,
You wouldn't believe it.
In this garden of Eden.

Yeah, you're my addiction.
Between shame and temptation.
Yeah, you give me what I need
And I like it like that.

Nothing you do is wrong.
Nothing you could have said.
Welcome to my world
In this garden of Eden.
If you could have seen it,
You wouldn't believe it.
In this garden of Eden.

In this garden of Eden.
If you could have seen it,
You wouldn't believe it.
In this garden of Eden.

In this garden of Eden (in this garden of Eden).
If you could have seen it (If you could have seen it),
You wouldn't believe it (you wouldn't believe it).
In this garden of Eden.

I'm a huge fan of Ratt'n'Roll.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' as well.  But in all candor, this song really sucks.  Inexcusable filler.  If your new material blows this bad, don't release it to the general public.  Only family, close friends, and 80's diehards.

From 1984 to the present, Ratt has infested the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.

Ratt:

7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV (out the crick)

Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:

6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA

Stephen Pearcy:

3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH

The Big Lie 100: (#2135)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

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