#3035. Proud Boys Will Defile

A couple days ago, Proud Boys member Matthew Huttle of Hobart, Indiana was shot and killed during a traffic stop.

Hobart was one of the 1,500 Capitol rioters recently pardoned by the Orange Prolapse.

I think anyone pardoned by Trump should be required to have a personalized J-6 vanity plate.  Cops should be allowed to know in advance... precisely who they're dealing with.

 

 

Proud Boys Will Defile
sonofsaf

McDonald’s beef
Ivanka Kushner’s cunt
Meat curtains queef a fart
McDonald’s beef
Fake news will surround you
Orange Prolapse is on display
Gonna fuck you in an inbred way

McDonald’s bite
Big Mac isn’t BeBest
Faggots drink Bud Light
McDonald’s bite
Jared’s a god damn Jew
Giving head that makes him gay
Loving cup of cum is here to stay

Proud Boys will defile
Stormy Daniels her thong is to blame
Proud Boys will defile
Stormy’s wetter butt Donald is gay

McDonald’s beef
Ivanka Kushner’s cunt
Meat curtains queef a fart
McDonald’s bite
Jared’s a god damn Jew
Giving head that makes him gay
Loving cup of cum is here to stay

Proud Boys will defile
Stormy Daniels her thong is to blame
Proud Boys will defile
Stormy’s wetter butt Donald is gay
Proud Boys will defile
Stormy Daniels her thong is to blame
Proud Boys will defile
Stormy’s wetter butt Donald is gay
The Donald is gay

Bad Boys Running Wild
Scorpions

Out in the streets
The dogs are on the run
The cats are all in heart
Out in the streets
Snakes are all around you
Dirty rats are on their way
They control you and they'll make you play

Out in the night
Glaring eyes in darkness
Tigers wanna fight
Out in the night
Spiders all around you
Spinning webs and make you pray
Tie you up and you can't get away

Bad boys running wild
If you don't play along with their games
Bad boys running wild
And you better get out of their way

Out in the streets
The dogs are on the run
The cats are all in heat
Out in the night
Spiders all around you
Spinning webs and make you pray
Tie you up and you can't get away

Bad boys running wild
If you don't play along with their games
Bad boys running wild
And you better get out of their way
Bad boys running wild
If you don't play along with their games
Bad boys running wild
And you better get out of their way
Get out of their way

My second parody of Bad Boys Running Wild.  Great tune. 

A couple years ago, I penned #1756.  Donald Is A Child.

Rock You Like A Hurricane and No One Like You are my least favorite Scorps songs.  Mostly because they're both ridiculously overplayed. 

From 1979 to 2010, the Scorpions stung the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.

Scorpions:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)

6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock) 

9-21-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Kingdom Come)

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Deep Purple)

The Big Lie 100: (#2157)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

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