#3010. Mulligan's Big Lie

Donald Trump's electoral success has often been compared to Grover Cleveland's non-consecutive terms as President (1885-1889 & 1893-1897).

Yet an overlooked part of the Orange Prolapse's historic achievement is that he actually suffers from Grover's Disease!  Transient acantholytic dermatosis.

In layman's terms, Trump's skin condition manifests itself as a rash.  As the son of a dermatologist I'd recommend a cortisone prescription.

Anyhoo, this parody is about Casey Mulligan.

He'll be serving in the Small Business Administration.

 

Mulligan’s Big Lie
sonofsaf

He wants a hole of morning glory
(He wants a hole of morning glory)
Mentally dim, dumb display
(Mentally dim, dumb display)
And it’s a Donald Trump Tower story
(It’s a Donald Trump Tower story)
Forty-seven’s here to stay

Stormy was blowing a fat dork (That whore)
Her plastic tits required silicon work
Inbred coup d’etat’s a fucking crime
Clown’s back in town, McDonald’s can go to hell
Clown’s, a Quarter Pound
A woke joke, a joker okle dokle.
The joker Stephen Miller goes after locals
A Jewish joke clown, a flake that gets frosted
Casey B.’s gonna bend over, but the smell’s bold salad tossed shit
The S.B.A. will fuck you, Mulligan
Donald Trump, Truth Social he’s a troll
And crappin’
Gold toilets in demand
And
So’s Kristi Noem

Praise the ass of jism
Shitting an Orange Prolapsin’ display
Ivanka’s a fuckin’ Jew
Her hole of glory is alright
Donald’s ass the stench is fucked up
The sorrow’s even more fucked up

 

Mulligan's Goodbye (Hamilton)
Lin Manuel Miranda

Lee may not live to see our glory
(Lee may not live to see out glory)
We'll survive him, come what may
(We'll survive him, come what may)
And when our children tell our story
(when our children tell our story)
Tell the story of today

Fellas I'm going back New York (What for?)
I apprenticed a tailor before the war
He said I could go back anytime
Now look around, we're fighting amoungst ourselves
Now, we're losing ground
And I'm broke, I'm broker than the locals
I'm broker than Ben Franklin's broken bi-focals
And I am broke down, tired and exhausted
I feel like the war is over, but no one told us we lost it
I'll walk to New York with you, Mulligan
Hamilton, wherever you may roll
What happened?
I asked for a command
And?
He sent me home

Raise a glass to freedom
Something they can never take away
No matter what they tell you
You'll tell the story of tonight
Raise a glass to the four of us
Tomorrow there'll be more of us

Mason and Ozzy went to see Hamilton last year.  The Broadway production had an extended run at the Benedum.

 

The Big Lie 100: (#2133)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

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