#3030. Reffitt

How about a little throwback Tuesday?

Hey, when you pledge total obedience to the Orange Prolapse... shit happens!

Such is the case with Three Percenter militia leader Guy Reffitt.

After the failed insurrection, Reffitt returned to Texas and threatened his children not to tell anyone about his role in the assault on the Capitol.  "If you turn me in, you’re a traitor and you know what happens to traitors?  They get shot."  

#FatherKnowsBest

 

 

Reffitt
sonofsaf

Reffitt, Reffitt, piece of shit
Reffitt, Reffitt, piece of shit

Three Percenter whore
Still spreading the big lie
Guy Wesley Reffitt
Reffitt hope you die

With Guy Wesley Reffitt
Treason will abound
Wesley Reffitt
Loves the fake news clown

 

Bullshit
Guttermouth

Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit
Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit

You can't say ten words
Without telling a lie
You always bullshit
Bullshit gets you high

When it comes to bullshit
You're the best around
Someday bullshit's
Gonna take you down

From 1996 - 2017, Guttermouth dredged the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never seen 'em.

Their lead singer looks like my buddy Hostile Golfer... whose Philadelphia Eagles are back in the Super Bowl!  If it's a "trench warfare rugby " kinda game, I think the Eagles win.  Much like when the Buccaneers beat the Chiefs with their defensive line back in 2021.

Hostile Golfer is currently rejoicing over the recent spike in the cost of eggs... which he claims come from a chicken's butt and have the consistency of snot.  My reply has always been the same.  "You're over 50 years old for God sake.  Grow the fuck up.  Eggs an excellent source of cheap protein."

But the real question you should be asking, "Will dahntahn Pixburgh witness a noticeable uptick in Tush Push and/or Taylor Swift Trump Dumps?"  

To Dump or not to Dump?  That is the question.

Could make for a long 2 weeks.

The Big Lie 100: (#2152)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

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