#3018. The J-6 Hostages

With the stroke of a pen and that triangulated-isosceles dumb ass signature,

the Orange Prolapse pardoned 1,500+ prisoners involved in the January 6th riots.

Representing the pardoned horned douchebag segment was "Q-Anon Shaman" Jacob Chansley.

Say what you must... but he certainly did his best to make MAGA horny again.

I JUST GOT THE NEWS FROM MY LAWYER... I GOT A PARDON BABY! THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!!! NOW I AM GONNA BUY SOME MOTHA FU*KIN GUNS!!! I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! J6ers are getting released & JUSTICE HAS COME... EVERYTHING done in the dark WILL come to light!"

So what's gonna happen if any of these hardcore MAGA supporters and/or domestic terrorists commit a future act of politically motivated violence.  Seem like it would be difficult to take "umbrella responsibility" for the collective behavior of 1,500+ individuals.  You know... from an accountability perspective.  Then again, it's Trump.  Nothing matters anymore.

Gotta be blunt here.  This overall problem won't be remedied until enough "important people" are unexpectedly injured or killed.  Who?  How many?  I guess that's open for speculation and debate.  Not to be a negative Nancy (Pelosi), but as a student of history, it's just how these political dilemmas have historically played themselves out.

 

 

The J-6 Hostages
sonofsaf

Trump flags unfurled will spark
A coup d’état or two
Orange dope and prolapse fart
The Donald is a clown
Stop the steal’s a fucking con
He’s gone*

Tiny, mushroom length
Tiny, mushroom length

Trump’s always been pro-choice
Unless he’s fucking you
Pete “D.O.D.” Hegseth’s
Ex-wife’s in demand
Her salad got tossed around
He’s gone

Tiny, mushroom length
Tiny, mushroom length
Stormy’s claim to fame

Stormy’s claim to fame

Donald Trump is a cunt
Defending J-6 sorrow
A far right display
An insurrection fan
And stop the steal is still a con
He's gone

Tiny, mushroom length
Tiny, mushroom length
Trump’s dick’s in her cunt

 

Song For The Hostages
Five For Fighting

When all the world is dark
Know that I will see you
When hope has lost its heart
And shadows all around
When you feel you can't go on
Hold on

I will be your strength
I will be your strength

When cowards clothe their voice
I will not betray you
When evil takes your breath
I will take your stand
When you feel your lost and drowned
Hold on

I will be your strength
I will be your strength
I will say your name

I will say your name

Until the morning comes
And ends this long tomorrow
I will fight and pray
For Innocence of Man
And when I feel I can't go on
Hold on

You will be my strength
You will be my strength
You will be my love

From 2001 to the present, Five For Fighting has fought the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.  Never heard of him.  Five For Fighting is the stage name of Vladimir John Ondrasik III, an American singer-song writer from Los Angeles.  He's a lifelong NHL fan who obviously enjoys major misconduct penalties.

I just assumed F.O.F. was a heavy metal band.  Well, until I listened to this song.  It's a piano tribute to the Israeli hostages being held in Gaza.  Not the J-6ers.

The Big Lie 100: (#2140)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

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