#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem

So exactly who's the biggest Orange Prolapse sycophant in the new administration?

Assuming she gets confirmed by the U.S. Senate, my vote goes to Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD) who was, and likely still is, pushing for Trump to be carved into Mt. Rushmore.

Who says you can't go Noem?

Perhaps Bon-Jovi's aunt.  Anchovy.

 

Kristi Lynn Noem
sonofsaf

Kristi Lynn Noem
Stormy Daniels’ meat curtain payment delayed
Tahoe’s where she got laid

Kristi Lynn Noem
Enemies list a shitshow
Donald Trump to fear, “Mar-A-Lago, queer.”

Cock’s a mushroom sign, fungus of the big lie
Tiny clown will grab her by the thigh, pussy lie
Premature cum
Shoulda dismembered so he ain’t creaming in her gay ass fuckin’ cunt
Enemy Kristi Lynn Noem

 

Autumn In Rome
Tony Bennett

Autumn in Rome
My heart remembers fountains where children played
Gardens where dreams were made

Autumn in Rome
Memories like embers glow
When I seem to hear, "Arrivederci, dear."

Walks beneath the pines that grace the golden sky
Stopping now and then to share a lover's sigh, you and I
Let winter come
All my Decembers I'll spend just dreaming of the way we fell in love
One lovely Autumn in Rome

 

From 1963 to 2014, Tony Bennett performed in the Burgh an incredible 31 times.  Two shows at the Civic Arena and 29 times at Heinz Hall.  Never saw him.

Gnome Top 10:

#1.  Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)

#242.  Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)

#249.  Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)

#301.  Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)

#302.  Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)

#303.  Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)

#497.  Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)

#515.  Fuck The Leech:  (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)

#535.  Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)

#536.  Noem: (Phish --- Foam)

#703.  Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)

#704.  Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)

#721.  I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)

#1009.  Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1813.  Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)

#1816.  Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2542.  Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#2544.  Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#2131)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

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