#3022. Daniel Ball

Florida resident Daniel Charles Ball was released from jail immediately after the Orange Prolapse issued a sweeping pardon to all the J-6 prisoners.

 

Ball was out of jail for less than 24 hours when he was re-arrested on an entirely separate gun charge.

Danny get your gun!

With a decentralized group of 1,500 fanatical zombie MAGA lunatics on the loose, I imagine scenarios like this will become increasingly common.  Particularly the prospect of violent confrontations with family and friends who divulged their whereabouts to the FBI & DOJ.

Look out for a Michael Moore production in 2027.

 

 

Daniel Ball
sonofsaf

Daniel Ball
Mother fuckin’ bitch yeah!
Stupid piece of shit yooooo!
Mother fuckin’ bitch yeah!
Stupid piece of shit yooooo!
Daniel Ball!
Mother fuckin’ bitch yeah!
Stupid piece of shit yooooo!
Mother fuckin’ bitch yeah!
Stupid piece of shit yooooo!

 

Alcohol
Butthole Surfers

Alcohol
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!
Alcohol!
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!

I highly recommend avoiding this band, this song, as well as my accompanying parody.

From 1993 to 1996, the Butthole Surfers anally bombed and bailed out the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Never saw 'em.

Bill Schmid from the University of Dayton was a big fan.  Schmid gained notoriety for packing the bowl of a 3 foot Graffix bong with a live caterpillar.  Carl the Caterpillar met his smooshy, smoky demise during the spring of 1989.  For additional stories of seemingly marginal significance, feel free to explore my autobiography.  It's free.  Butt then again, so are these Trump Dumps.

I should really considering launching a series of wintry Trump Dumps.  I gather inspiration from the Orange Prolapse himself.  Trump's still selling those online digital image.  It's fun!  He's also selling bibles, sneakers, ballcaps, dildos, etc.  Just about anything.  But hey, at least all that other shit constitutes a tangible product.

The Big Lie 100: (#2144)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

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