In the middle of the night, the Orange Prolapse was fuming on social media.
The fires are still raging in L.A. The incompetent pols have no idea how to put them out. Thousands of magnificent houses are gone, and many more will soon be lost. There is death all over the place. This is one of the worst catastrophes in the history of our Country. They just can’t put out the fires. What’s wrong with them?
California needs a hero like Trump on the scene. Now, more than ever.
Think in terms of Michael Jackson.
But with Trump. I'm talkin' the greatest act of self-immolation in the history of the United States. Maybe stick it on pay-per-view. Proceeds could go to the JD Vance inauguration.
#FireFightersForTrump
Trumping
sonofsaf
Gay fucking ass-clown
Crooked as hell
Gay fuckhead’s a cunt
Crooked Bud Light
Measure up a dildo
Forty-seven’s full of spite
Trumping dumb clown
Always wrong
Trumpin’ Dumpin’
Kushner’s a Jew
Stormy’s his desire
Lake Tahoe
Shit’s worse than FUBAR
Yinz MAGA fight
Donald J.’s a fucking baby
Diapers he’d embrace, tighty-white
Jumping
INXS
Say when you get down
Look to your left
Say when you get up
Look to your right
Figure out the puzzle
Make sure the pieces fit tight
Jumping around / Trump is a clown
All night long /
Jump and jump and
It's up to you
There is no sure fire
Way baby
It's just the first star
You see at night
Don't walk around feeling hazy
If you need a taste, take a bite
This parody is admittedly poor. Just nothing to work with. It's the sporting equivalent of the Steelers 1st half performance in Baltimore last night.
From 1983 to 2006, INXS played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never saw 'em.
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#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)