Jon Bon Jovi to the rescue!
He convinced a female bridge jumper... not to jump. Talk her down off a bridge in Nashville. Details of the actual incident are still unavailable. But sources told me that he initiated the conversation with a little self-deprecating humor.
Jon Bon Jovi: "I believe you know my aunt."
Suicidal female: "Who's your aunt? What's your aunt's name?"
Jon Bon Jovi: "Anchovy!"
The ensuing laughter made her realize that life is worth living (on a prayer).
Hey, good thing it wasn't raining out. That bridge woulda been slippery when wet.
Peculiar how this old band photo mirrors Trump's devotion for cats, dogs, ducks, and misc. pets. Even a gerbil.
Now it all makes sense. So if you own a pet and do not vote for the Orange Prolapse, black immigrants in Ohio are gonna get their revenge... and eat 'em.
#SaveFido |
Kushner Jew
sonofsaf
Ivanka changed
Curtains clown of meat
Vagina’s Yiddish so they say
Dad’s the Orange Prolapse
She will fuck you
Not good looking
And kosher too
Trump’s insurrection crime
A stop the steal sneak preview
Far right MAGA for you
A coup d’etat’s the fucking plan
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Kushner Jew
Stormy Daniels’ thong
Kushner Jew
No demand that god damn Jew
Big Mac and fries Trump Vodka booze
Trump’s insurrection crime
A stop the steal sneak preview
Far right MAGA for you
A coup d’etat’s the fucking plan
Stormy D.’s thong
Karma Stew
Circle Jerks
Do you feel strange?
Walking down the street
This might be your unfortunate day
Not proud of your past
You bruned a few
Now you're cooking
In your own stew
Our lives are based on time
You've got to feel your way through
It might come back to you
And when it does you'll understand
Is there something wrong?
Karma stew
Is there something wrong?
Karma stew
All your plans they will fall through
'Cause you told lies and never truths
Our lives are based on time
You've got to feel your way through
It might come back to you
And when it does you'll understand
Something is wrong
The Circle Jerks have encircled and jerked off in the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never seen 'em.
A very rare "Dave McDog Dump." The U.S. Senate race in Pennsylvania is some "hot shit." Bob Casey vs. Dave McCormick! |
Beware of The Smoking Dump! |