So who is Michelle Morrow?
She's the MAGA Q-ANON weirdo who could very well be the next Superintendent of public schools for the entire state of North Carolina. No big deal, she'd just oversee a budget of $11 billion.
She'll face off against Democrat Mo Green this November. |
Morrow's favorite pastime? Going on social media and saying she wants to see politicians executed.
Regarding former President Barack Obama... "I prefer a Pay Per View of him in front of the firing squad,” she wrote in a tweet from May 2020, responding to a user sharing a conspiracy theory who suggested sending Obama to prison at Guantanamo Bay. “I do not want to waste another dime on supporting his life. We could make some money back from televising his death."
Morrow wants others executed as well: Among them... President Joe Biden, Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar, North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper, former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, Hillary Clinton, Sen. Chuck Schumer and other prominent people such as Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates.
Hmm, sounds like just the kind of clear-headed person you'd want assuming a statewide leadership role. Particularly when it comes to young children. In hindsight, she'd probably rally to the defense of elementary school mass shooters. We have to be vigilant and protect gun rights! 2A... Yay!
Anyhoo, fuck Michelle Morrow. Tonight is Sublime at Stage AE. Not a huge fan, but April 29, 1992 is easily one of the most memorable songs of the early 90's.
Michelle Morrow
sonofsaf
Ivanka Kushner the Jew loves Michelle Morrow
Ivanka Kushner the Jew loves bringin’ the pain
Job to blow losing election fodder
Job to blow Donald Trump is a fuckin’ clown
You better know what’s real
As the fake news tries to stop the steal
At McDonald’s there’s a cheap value meal
A la carte the Big Mac’s a crime
Trump makes me seethe underneath
The Orange Prolapse emits hot fuckin’ steam
Now Trumpy’s upset with Stormy D.
Was the insurrection outta line?
Trump Vodka’s never free
Costs more money than Grey Goose you see
Mar-a-Lago is the place for me
McDonald’s you’ll be pink-slimed
He wants to build a great wall
Kushner’s a Jew with chutzpah and gall
Donald loves his golden toilet stalls
His accountants design, design
Donald J. Trump’s a fuckin’ clown
Donald J. Trump’s a fuckin’ clown
Donald J. Trump’s a fuckin’ clown
Broken Arrow
Grateful Dead
Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow
Who else is gonna bring you a bottle of rain
There he goes moving across the water
There he goes turning my whole world around
Do you feel what I feel
Can we make it so that's part of the deal
I gotta hold you in these arms of steel
Lay your heart on the line this time
I wanna breathe when you breathe
When you whisper like that hot summer breeze
Count the beads of sweat that cover me
Didn't you show me a sign this time
Can you see what I see
Can you cut behind the mystery
I will meet you by the witness tree
Leave the whole world behind
I want to come when you call
I'll get to you if I have to crawl
They can't hold me with these iron walls
We got mountains to climb, to climb
Turning my whole world around
Turning my whole world around
Turning my whole world around
Not to ever disparage Phil Lesh, but I think Bob Weir should've been the one to sing this song.
It's my second parody of Broken Arrow. Earlier this year I penned, #2543. Gary Farro (regarding Michael Cohen's private banker)
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
Reflections from a 54 year old Grateful Dead fan. |