#2649. Donald's Jism

Breaking News:

I am in possession of Donald Trump's semen... a/k/a jism.

 

Nearly two decades ago, I purchased the used condom from Stormy Daniels after her dalliance in Lake Tahoe.

Yeah, as if the Orange Prolapse would've used a condom (while his wife was nursing their infant son).

 

 

Donald’s Jism
sonofsaf

Donald’s gonna, pump his fist, boo-ya*
Ivanka doesn’t give a shit, hoo-ah*
Mushroom to suck, the jism’s quick , boo-ya
Donald Trump isn’t very fit, hoo-ah

Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy

Donald’s gonna, pump his fist, boo-ya
Ivanka doesn’t give a shit, hoo-ah
Mushroom to suck, the jism’s quick , boo-ya
Donald Trump is a piece of shit, hoo-ah

Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy (Eat shit, eat shit)
Cheating with Stormy

Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts
Knee deep in fuckin’ Orange Prolapse farts 

Aneurysm
Nirvana

Come on over, do the twist, ah-ha
Overdo it and have a fit, ah-ha
Love you so much, it makes me sick, ah-ha
Come on over and do the twist, ah-ha

Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me

Come on over, do the twist, ah-ha
Overdo it and have a fit, ah-ha
Love you so much, it makes me sick, ah-ha
Come on over and shoot the shit, ah-ha

Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me (Beat it, beat it)
Beat me out of me

She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart
She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart

Nirvana played the Burgh twice.  In 1989 & 1991.  Never saw 'em.

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#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

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#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

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#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

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#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

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#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

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#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

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#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

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#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

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#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

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#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

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#2645.  Cao (Pow --- Beastie Boys)

#2646.  Kamala (Shambala --- Beastie Boys)

#2647.  Priebus Is Red (Jesus Is Dead --- The Exploited)

#2648.  Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)

#2649.  Donald's Jism (Aneurysm --- Nirvana)

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