#2647. Priebus Is Red

I've always had this peculiar degree of resentment for hipsters who purposely use abbreviations.  Veggies for vegetables.  Guack for guacamole.  Noods for noodles.  Nugs for nuggets.  Tum for tummy.  Celeb, delish, vocab, and so on and so forth.     

But the ultimate transgression has gotta be the horseradish sauce from Arby's. 

Better known far and wide as...

But lemme tell yinz something, Pittsburgh is becoming increasingly known for their "Horsey Dumps."

 

Pt. State Park at the confluence.  With a dusting of black and yellow jimmies.  Pixburgh's goin' to the toilet bowl.  Here we go!

 

 

This Dump's entitled Beef-a-reeno.  More patriotic horseshit spotted along the Allegheny River.  Rusty!

In other news, the RNC concluded last night with a keynote address from the Orange Prolapse.  Chairman Reince Priebus was admittedly relieved that it's just finally over.

 

 

Priebus Is Red
sonofsaf

Priebus, anal’s deeper than he thought
Forty-five’s the fuckin’ dumbshit boss
Coup d’état plan Orange Prolapse meat
The jism is cuming small hands tiny feet

Priebus is red
Donald Trump is the boss
Priebus is red
Donald Trump is the boss

Married to Jared Ivanka T.
Coke of diets and Stormy D.
Asshole is smelly total inbred
The Donald is the boss and Priebus is red

Priebus is red
Donald Trump is the boss
Priebus is red
Donald Trump is the boss

Twat Melania shows her tits
Is Priebus a piece of shit or a dumb ass cunt
Is Priebus a piece of shit or a dumb ass cunt
Is Priebus a piece of shit or a dumb ass cunt
Is Priebus a piece of shit or a dumb ass cunt
He’ll fuck you

Jared Kushner is going to hell
Donald Trump still cannot spell
So unkind with his seven deadly sins
Jesus was a bitch and a MAGA has been

Priebus is red
Donald Trump is the boss
Priebus is red
Donald Trump is the boss

 

Jesus Is Dead
The Exploited

Jesus, Jesus sleeping on your cross
Fuck mankind you couldn't give a toss
Nails thru your hands and in your feet
Tourism is booming isn't business sweet

Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss
Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss

Mary and Joseph watching TV
All those riots and anarchy
Switch off the telly go up to bed
They couldn't give a toss that Jesus is dead

Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss
Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss

What we really want to know is
Was Jesus a Catholic or a Protestant
Was Jesus a Catholic or a Protestant
Was Jesus a Catholic or a Protestant
Was Jesus a Catholic or a Protestant
He's a Jew

Pontius Pilate didn't he do well
Sending Jesus into Hell
But nevermind the money's coming in
Being really rich from original sin

Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss
Jesus is dead
Nobody gives a toss

 

The Exploited played the Burgh 3 times.  1985, 1988 & 1991.  Every show was at the Electric Banana.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#1777)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

#2638.  Grothman (Loves The Orange Prolapse --- Caution: Do Not Stop On Tracks --- Grateful Dead)

#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2640.  Priebus Is Fuckin' White (Jesus Is Just Alright --- Doobie Brothers)

#2641.  Priebus (Jesus --- Velvet Underground)

#2642.  He'll Defend Donald Reince Priebus (What A Friend We Have In Jesus --- Alan Jackson)

#2643.  Priebus Cuming From A Stormy Wet Dream (Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam --- Nirvana)

#2644.  Rubio (I Don't Know --- Beastie Boys)

#2645.  Cao (Pow --- Beastie Boys)

#2646.  Kamala (Shambala --- Beastie Boys)

#2647.  Priebus Is Red (Jesus Is Dead --- The Exploited)

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