Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse posted a picture of Joe Biden on his Truth Social account.
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| No sputtering commentary. Just a pic. |
It would seem as though Trump's penchant for deflection has entered unexplored territory. Now he's trying to convince voters that Biden is "more orange" than him. #BetaKeratin #OrangeOgre
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| (pre-debate) |
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| (post-debate) |
Donald Trump
sonofsaf
Ah, Donald Trump’s never drunk
Shittin’ on a golden throne in Lake Tahoe
Oh swell, a Trump Dump
Well, instead he’s a chump takin’ a shit doncha really know
Donald’s Mar-a-Lago’s MAGA red
Lame inbred MAGA red takin’ a poll
Inbred Trump is the fuckin’ father
I wanna kill the bone spurs brawler, and crush his tiny mushroom bone
Donald Trump’s the fuckin’ MAGA GOAT
Do not vote for what you’re seeking, that Biden’s name is Joe
All of his lawfare’s unfair despite the big lie
Donald’s hair’s all fucked up do not stare
He’s the man with a plan the Orange Prolapse stain
Pure scum, asshole stain, Forty-five's so deranged
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Tight Slovenian twat Melania fucks you
Why go the treasonous rout? A coup d’etat for you.
Kushner’s a Jew, circumcised too.
Hell, he’s more of a wimp that you don’t wanna screw
Donald Trump, you suck what the fuck
No crimes, Quarter Pound and the Big Mac came from hell
Tiny bone, Stormy Daniels on the phone
Syndrome of a down and doesn’t know how to spell
Icky Thump
White Stripes
Ah, icky thump, who'da thunk?
Sitting drunk on a wagon to Mexico
Ah well, what a chump
Well, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio
Redhead señorita looking dead
Came and said, "Need a bed?" in Español
I said, "Gimme a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar, and I don't need a microphone"
Icky thump with a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat, and I was freaking, I was ready to go
And I swear besides the hair she had one white eye
One blank stare, looking up, lying there
On the stand near her hand was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice and something strange
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
White Americans, what? Nothing better to do
Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too
Who's using who? What should we do?
Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind, looked around, and there was nobody else
Left alone, I hit myself with a stone
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself
Great tune. Almost certainly the only parody of Icky Thump in existence. Favorite Jack White tune?
Oh, too many to choose from. However, I'd probably go with the one that sends chills down your spine... every single time. Seven Nation Army.
The White Stripes played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Regrettably, I never saw 'em.
Jack White has played the Burgh 3 times. The Raconteurs twice.
Jack White:
7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Raconteurs:
8-13-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA