The Orange Prolapse has a rally in Florida tonight!
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| I'm all in favor of labeling critical infrastructure after Trump. But it should only be port-a-jons. TRUMP DUMP! |
Big Rally tomorrow night at TRUMP NATIONAL DORAL, MIAMI. Big crowd expected. Be there, will be
AMAZING!
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| This is horseshit! |
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| And this is dogshit. |
Trumpin' & Dumpin'!
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| America's team... outside Peppi's on the North Side. |
In other news, Spain squares off against France in the EURO 2024 semifinals. And Argentina plays Canada tonight in the COPA America semifinals at MetLife Stadium (chapter 9).
The Donald’s A Clown From Florida
sonofsaf
The Donald’s a clown from Florida. Trump was cookin’ up a Big Mac meal.
He was outta line and not very fine ‘cause he’s gonna be stoppin’ the steal
With his salad tossed and an Orange Prolapse in the middle of the ass ya got
‘Cause The Donald’s so fucked up, a MAGA chump, dildo toy’s gonna fuck your twat.
BeBest is full of bullshit, and Melania’s fuckin’ too
His stupid hair just please don’t stare, his daughter-wife’s a Jew
And Ivanka has a dildo toy, into The Donald she’ll screw
‘Merica is bought and sold, just take a poll, ‘cause his son-in-law will fuck you
Willis said my name’s Fani, Georgia you didn’t win
Tahoe Lake they met; he saw Stormy’s chest, ‘cause lust’s a seven deadly sin
Fani, Forty-five shit show is gay and he’s a tard
‘Cause all the Jews in Florida know The Donald’s full of lard
McDonald’s din is a Filet 'O Fish from what I'm told
Trump Vodka booze The Donald’s an asshole
The Donald’s mental basket case is a red, MAGA shitshow
A liar who is a piece of shit and a colon ‘bout to blow
And he has a tiny mushroom thing and Trump is a piece of shit
Pride is the seventh deadly sin always grounded in lil’ dick
And the Donald was pissed, Fani said, “No more morning wood, pure scum,
Yinz a clown with stupid ass hair, gonna shave it just for fun.”
“Liar in Trump Tower.” Fuckin’ cunt!
Some Donald, Mickey Mouse, Ron DeSantis fun
Fuckin’ Afghanistan Mar-a-Lago
MAGA, loves their Bud Light. Oh, doncha know?
The Donald’s an inbred retard nickname’s Orange Prolapse meat
McDonald’s and their Big Mac Quarter Pound’s a Fani treat
Fani said, “Donald, you’re an ass crack, all the Republicans will defend
First Lady cunt, Melania witch, with a chest Slovenian
Tits displayed
“Liar in Trump Tower.” Fuckin’ cunt!
Some Donald, Mickey Mouse, Ron DeSantis fun
Fuckin’ Afghanistan Mar-a-Lago
MAGA, loves their Bud Light. Oh, doncha know?
The Devil Went Down To Georgia
Charlie Daniels Band
The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the Devil gets your soul.
The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son,
But sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done."
"Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Fire on the Mountain". Run, boys, run!
Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
The chicken in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.
Challenging parody. Conversational, story-telling lyrics are often difficult... but at the same time, very rewarding.
From 1967 to 2019, Charlie Daniels has swamped the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.
Favorite song? Legend of Wooley Swamp.
Charlie Daniels Band:
7-20-07, Jamboree In The Hills, Morristown, OH
5-31-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA