#2640. Priebus Is Fuckin' White

Well, Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH) has just been selected as the Orange Prolapse Veep pick.

Congrats.  Here's a keystone Trump Dump from neighboring Pennsylvania. 

Looking forward to seeing J.D. out on the campaign trail.  In the meantime, lemme tell you something.  Vance has a great last name for song parodies.  

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)

 

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

 

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

 

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

 

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young) 

#2561.  Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)

#2562.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

A Burgum parody?  Ugh, the closest equivalent is "fuck 'em" and/or "suck 'em."  And Rubio?  Oh, I don't know.  And just for the record, anybody who seriously thought Trump would pick a black man (Tim Scott, Byron Donalds, etc.) or a woman (Elise Stefanik, Kristi Noem, etc.), is a downright moron.  I will concede something though.  For a long time, I thought Noem was a strong possibility.  Well, until she executed her dog Cricket.

Alright.  Enough with the worthless retro-specualtion.  I'll start working on some new Vance parodies ASAP. 

In the meantime, here's a parody about RNC Convention Chairman Reince Priebus.

A prepubescent Preibus describes the length of Trump's tiny, mushroom penis.

 

 

Priebus Is Fuckin’ White
sonofsaf

Priebus is fuckin’ white turkey, Priebus is fuckin’ jive turkey, oh yeah
Priebus is fuckin’ white turkey, Priebus is fuckin’ white
Donald Trump is very gay
Donald Trump will fuck you too
Donald Trump is very gay
Priebus is fuckin’ white, oh yeah
Priebus is fuckin’ white

Priebus is fuckin’ white turkey, Priebus is fuckin’ white, oh yeah
Priebus is fuckin’ white turkey, Priebus is fuckin’ white

Ivanka’s twat is a shitshow
Stormy affair in Lake Tahoe
Ivanka’s twat is a shitshow
Priebus is fuckin’ white, oh yeah

Donald, wears Depends; Donald, wears Depends
Enemy ain’t a friend; Red MAGA ’til the end
Donald, wears Depends

Priebus is fuckin’ white turkey, Priebus is fuckin’ jive turkey, oh yeah
Priebus is fuckin’ white turkey, Priebus is fuckin’ white

Donald Trump is very gay, Donald Trump will fuck you too
Donald Trump is very gay, Priebus is fuckin’ white, oh yeah

 

Jesus Is Just Alright
Doobie Brothers

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, he's my friend; Jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; Led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

 

 

This song begs the question, "Is Jesus just alright?"  From the perspective of being tortured, I'd have to say that's a resounding yes.  #FloodOfBlood

But truth be told, I honestly have no idea.  I wasn't around back then.

The Doobie Brothers make their triumphant return to the Burgh on August 20, 2024.  Star Lake!  Steve Winwood is the opener.

From 1972 to 2022, the Doobie Brothers have played the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  

Doobie Brothers:

3-26-14, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV

7-9-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

Michael McDonald:

8-30-06, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Steely Dan)

The Big Lie 100: (#1770)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

#2638.  Grothman (Loves The Orange Prolapse --- Caution: Do Not Stop On Tracks --- Grateful Dead)

#2639.  Crooks Will Kill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2640.  Priebus Is Fuckin' White (Jesus Is Just Alright --- Doobie Brothers)

 

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