The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Paula Stark. From the Sunshine State.
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| My nickname for Stark? Ginger Cunt. |
State Representative Paula Stark is doing a terrific job representing the Great People of Florida’s 47th House District!
An
America First Patriot who has been with us from the very beginning,
Paula is fighting hard to Secure our Border, Stop Migrant Crime, Create
Great Jobs, End Inflation, Support our Military/Vets, and Protect our
always under siege Second Amendment.
Paula Stark has my Complete and Total Endorsement – SHE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
So Saf, this parody naturally begs the question, do you prefer Stormy D. or Sunny D.? Truth be told, I prefer the late Heavy D.
Regardless, let's dedicate a few Dumps to Paula Stark.
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| Shitfield, er uh, Smithfield St. |
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| Side by side. Evidence of their running mate status I suppose. |
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| Grant Street never disappoints. City County Building! |
Primus in town this week at Stage AE. Time to put out the pylons. Texans vs. Steelers too. Time to snag some rolls of garbage bags. Industrial strength!
Shitshow Paula Stark
sonofsaf
Trump is frightening
Shitshow, The Donald is a clown
Stormy D.
Enemy
Triple D.
Her cost a Quarter Pound
A coup d’etat’s tragic
He is drinking the Bud Light
Very old
Bought and sold
Donald Trump is orange not white
His tiny mushroom is cuming
Lake Tahoe parts unknown
Dyke and shitshow Paula Stark
And shitshow Paula Stark
Oh the semen—well, Stormy didn’t want to blow
Donald lied
Open wide
Mouth complied
Daniels fucked him like a pro
The holy scripture
‘Cause The Donald is divine
Fuckin’ why
Libtards cry
His turds inspire crime
His tiny mushroom is cuming
A golden toilet’s a throne
Dyke and shitshow Paula Stark.
And shitshow Paula Stark.
Yeah.
[Solo]
Trump is frightening
Shitshow, The Donald is a clown
Stormy D.
Enemy
Triple D.
Her cost a Quarter Pound
A coup d’etat’s tragic,
Trump is bald and without hair
He is queer
Full of bullshit
Fuckin' Jew, “Kushner! No doubt!”
His tiny mushroom is cuming
Not white and so gay
Golden toilet’s a throne
Paula’s a shitshow
Shitshow Paula Stark. (3x)
A shitshow Paula Stark
There’s no more warnings
Oh, the shitshow Paula Stark, Stark, Stark.
A toilet stall—a stall—she’s a shitshow
She’s the shitshow Paula Stark
Rainbow In The Dark
Dio
When there's lightning,
You know, it always brings me down.
'Cause it's free,
And I see
That it's me
Who's lost and never found.
I cry out for magic,
See it dancing in the light.
It was cold.
Lost my hold
To the shadows of the night.
No sign of the morning coming.
You've been left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
A rainbow in the dark.
Do your demons—well, do they ever let you go?
When you've tried,
Do they hide
Deep inside?
Is it someone that you know?
We're just a picture.
We're an image caught in time.
We're a lie:
You and I.
We're words without a rhyme.
No sign of the morning coming.
Don't you be left on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark.
Rainbow in the dark.
Yeah.
[Solo]
When there's lightning,
You know, it always brings me down.
'Cause it's free,
And I see
That it's me
Who's lost and never found.
I cry out for magic,
See it floating in the air.
It was fear,
And you'll hear it
Calling you, "Beware! Look out!"
No sign of the morning coming,
No sight of the day.
You've been left on your own.
You are a rainbow,
Rainbow in the dark. [3x]
A rainbow in the dark.
Too many mornings.
Oh, just rainbow in the dark, dark, dark.
I see you're all—you're all—you're all rainbows.
You are rainbows in the dark.
From 1983 to 2003, RJD has stood up and shouted in the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.
Dio:
6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Motorhead and Iron Maiden)
8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Scorpions and Deep Purple)