Here's a guaranteed prediction in the Florida political realm. Michael Waltz is facing off against a born again Christian douchebag in the upcoming August 20, 2024 primary. His opponent?
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After Congressman Michael Waltz is victorious, the Orange Prolapse will immediately post one of those nauseating, regurgitated, smiley pictures of him and Waltz on his Truth Social account.
U.S. REPRESENTATIVE
MICHAEL WALTZ WINS!
ENDORSED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP
I'm offering up 100-1 odds on this rare prop bet... with a reasonable cap of $1,000. Easiest 10 bucks I'll ever win.
Meanwhile, the Buccos lost their 9th in a row. Ouch. Sweep city today out in San Diego.
Steelers are a surprising 4.5 point favorite against the Bills at Acrid Turd Stadium this Saturday night. That spread seems a little high for preseason. Though I do like the UNDER 36.5. Feels like a 17-9 kinda game.
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The Orange Prolapse Stain
sonofsaf
It’s Michael Waltz
Michael Waltz fucks you
‘Cause he’s obscene
Better bend over
It’s Michael Waltz
Michael Waltz sucks you
‘Cause he’s obscene
Now you’re gonna bend over
Oh, Michael Waltz
Michael Waltz fucks you
‘Cause he’s obscene
Better bend over
It’s Michael Waltz
Michael Waltz
Michale Waltz sucks you
‘Cause he’s obscene
Now you’re gonna bend over.
The Last Waltz Refrain
The Band
Its the last waltz
The last waltz with you
But that don't mean
The dance is over
Its the last waltz
The last waltz was through
But that don't mean
That the party is over
Oh, the last waltz
The last waltz with you
But that don't mean
The dance is over
Its the last waltz
The last waltz
The last waltz was through
But that don't mean
That the party is over.
Never seen The Band. A little before my time.
This parody's a rare "twofer." Now the title would imply it's only about Donald Trump. But then you get the added bonus of Congressman Michael Waltz (R-FL). Waltz is actually campaigning tomorrow with J.D. Vance at the New Kensington V.F.W.
For the love of D-g, I think I'd rather watch Ted Cruz get a colonoscopy. But that's just me.
On the flip side of the equation, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are coming to Pittsburgh on Sunday. Part of a bus tour through Pennsylvania ahead of the DNC in Chicago. Same day as Springsteen at PPG Paints Arena. I'd lay money on him performing at the rally earlier in the day. And that will aggravate Trump to no end. Aside from a plethora of Trump Dumps likely in close proximity to the event.