Well, tonight's the big night. The Big Debate! (We're going to Jeff Lynne. ELO at PPG Paints! Rest assured, we'll catch the scripted/edited highlights afterwards).
At 6'3" and 244 pounds, in the MAGA red corner... introducing Donald J. Trump a/k/a/ the Orange Prolapse.
And in the blue corner, at a more reasonable measure of weight and height, introducing a vastly superior, intellectually-inspired individual, and the Vice President, as well as a normal human being... Kamala Harris!
Note the "lighting lightning" effect on Trump's wig. Reminiscent of an artificially synthetic solar eclipse. Au natural! |
Across from the City County Building on Grant St. I was merely taking a photo and some random guy walked by and said, "Keep up the good work." |
Make America GRATE Again! |
Roberto Clemente Bridge ahead of tonight's game against the KC Royals. |
Behold! A patriotic MAGA dusting! GOP! GOP! |
This looks like a broken cigar... butt of shit. |
Note: the condoms are cuming.
Hint: Art Rooney statue. Additional Hint: His cigar.
Donald Trump
sonofsaf
Trump Dump
Gonna explode
Trump Dump
He’s gonna explode
Trump Dump
Forty-five’s wig is a mop
Trump Dump
And fuckin’ jism to mop
Trump Dump
A big fat crook
Clowns will empty their pocketbooks
Name is Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Name is Donald Trump
Trump Dump
Donald’s a cunt
Trump Dump
Shit’s all said and done
Trump Dump
Tiny mushroom balls
Trump Dump
Golden toilet stalls
Trump Dump
It’s an ugly shame
Stormy Daniels he’ll blame
Name is Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald J. Trump
Trump Dump!
Name is Donald Trump
And his asshole stinks it ain’t no joke
His shit isn’t funny it’s a rectum poke
Trump Dump
You should be glad
Trump Dump
Truth Social is sad
Trump Dump
McDonald’s frying
Trump Dump
And The Donald’s lying
Trump Dump
He’s gonna burst
That mother fucker’s the worst
Name is Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald J. Trump
Gay!
Trump is a dump!
Name is Donald Trump
Trump is a Trump and
Dump and a red herpes bump
Donald Trump
One Pump Chump
Steel Panther
One pump
I blew my load
One pump
And I hit the road
One pump
You didn't get your clothes off
One pump
And now you have to hose off
One pump
Was all it took
Now go back to reading your book
I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
I'm a one pump chump
One pump
And I'm all done
One pump
I hope you had fun
One pump
I emptied my balls
One pump
And it's viagra falls
One pump
I already came
Sorry, didn't get your name
I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
Mr One Pump
One pump!
I'm a one pump chump
All my bitches think that it's a joke
First kiss to the money shot in just one stroke
One pump
Was all I had
One pump
I hope you ain't mad
One pump
The jizz was flying
One pump
And I left you crying
One pump
I must be cursed
My nut butter was dispersed
I'm a one pump chump
One pump chump
Mr One Pump
Hey!
One fucking pump!
I'm a one pump chump
Jump on my stump and
Hump till my dick takes a dump
One pump chump
My second parody of One Pump Chump. Last year, I penned #2213. Trump Dump Chump.
From 2010 to the present, Steel Panther has welded the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
Steel Panther:
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