In the midst of a second assassination attempt, the Orange Prolapse "discreetly" deleted an incredibly offensive "Kamala Harris crotch shot pose in a McDonald's uniform" from his Truth Social account. Granted, it was a repost from one of his loyal MAGA followers.
Interestingly enough, the absurdly obvious, photo-shopped pic now appears to have been banished from the internet.
Truth be told, Trump simply wanted to maximize the level of sympathy for his douchebag existence. Any perceived distraction from the "gunman on the golf course narrative" would be deemed unacceptable.
I'm surprised the Kamala McPorn crotch shot isn't bigger news. It seems mainstream cable won't go anywhere near that shit.
Conceptually similar to this 2020 pic after Mike Pence had a fly get stuck on his head during their VP debate.
Hey, you gotta turn a negative into a positive. That's the entire premise of Trump Dumps. It's a known fact that the overwhelming majority of voters would prefer to see a miniature Trump sign in a random pile of shit... as opposed to a massive Trump sign in someone's yard.
Behold the evidence:
Insurrection!
sonofsaf
Insurrection, Donald Trump is not a king
That faggot far right has MAGA sex
His porno hair makes me seethe
Donald Trump is not a king
Donald Trump is not a king
Yes, Trump flags will unfurl, Forty-five’s the enemy
An orange clown with a syndrome of down would not concur
Stormy’s no doubt on her knees
Donald J. Trump is not a king
Donald Trump is not a king
Why is Trump a piece of shit
Tiny bone’s a mushroom thing
He got fired for being a fat dope.
Feeds on Big Macs that stink, Diet Coke makes him pee
Donald Trump is not a king
Won’t blow on Melania’s cunt no love
Dixie Chicks are extreme
McDonald’s clown you stink
McDonald’s asshole wink
Trump is not a king, Trump is not a king
Trump is not a king
Strangulation!
My Morning Jacket
Strangulation, I don't wanna feel a thing
When your hands close tight around my neck
And force the air that I breathe
I don't wanna feel a thing
I don't wanna feel a thing
Yes, she was a young girl, 'bout the age of 23
But somehow the Lord never smiled down upon her
So she flew out on a breeze
Said, I don't wanna feel a thing
I don't wanna feel a thing
I'm sure he was a good kid
But his phone it'd never ring
He got tired of walkin' a tightrope
Needin' too much to drink, so he got on a knee
I don't wanna feel a thing
I know there's someone that loves up above
Wants to fix you a dream
Wanna sit down and think
Wanna pour you a drink
You won't feel a thing, you won't feel a thing
You won't feel a thing
Peculiar, choppy lyrics. Difficult parody. It could be better but I've decided to move on with my life.
From 2003 to the present, MMJ has run thru the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. Early next month, we're hitting them up in Cleveland for the fall tour closer.
My Morning Jacket:
5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO