Multiple choice question:
And The Donald Is:
A. An Ass
B. A Bitch
C. A Cunt and/or a Clown
D. A Dick
E. All of the above
Of course, the answer is E. And so much more. But for the purpose of this parody, we'll just label him a clown.
In other news, I was tempted to take the Colts (+1.5) over the Steelers. Butt then I thought about it. And came to my senses.
Because if you skip ahead to the following Sunday night (October 6), we'll be at Acrisure against Big D. Nationally televised. Call me crazy, but Roger Goodell and Jerry Jones have one thing in common. They both want the Steelers heading into that game undefeated (4-0). Early season showdown. Monster ratings. Alas, the NFL brass usually gets what it wants. It's a $$$ thing.
I'd take Pittsburgh over Indy: 23-17.
'Cause The Donald Is
sonofsaf
Stormy D. romance gonna write a big check
His crimes are a shame ‘cause his soul is bereft
Trump and JD Vance
Let’s give peace a chance
Sold and bought like a fuckin’ retard
With a Rasmussen poll and an Orange Prolapse fart
There goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood
As Big Mac fights with Quarter Pound
Truth Social trolling all around
Trump is a king without a crown
'Cause The Donald is a clown
The left’s to blame his enemy
If you drink Bud Light your cunt will pee
Mother fuckin’ sucks
Mother fuckin’ sucks
As Big Mac fights with Quarter Pound
Truth Social trolling all around
Trump is a king without a crown
'Cause The Donald is a clown
The left’s to blame his enemy
If you drink Bud Light your cunt will pee
Mother fuckin’ sucks
Mother fuckin’ sucks
As Big Mac fights with Quarter Pound
Truth Social trolling all around
Trump is a king without a crown
'Cause The Donald is a clown
When the Circus Comes
Phish
Could have had a chance to get out of this wreck
The time that you came and the day that you left
Could have had a chance
Could have had a chance
Never thought I could make it this far
With a pain in my soul and a hole in my heart
Never thought I could
Never thought I could
But when the lights are turning 'round
And wheels are rolling on the ground
That day I'll burn this whole place down
When the circus comes to town
You left your name carved on that tree
You scratched mine out right in front of me
Didn't mean that much
Didn't mean that much
But when the lights are turning 'round
And wheels are rolling on the ground
That day I'll burn this whole place down
When the circus comes to town
I'll scratch your name out on that tree
I'll chase your heart right out of me
Doesn't mean that much
Doesn't mean that much
But when the lights are turning 'round
And wheels are rolling on the ground
That day I'll burn this whole place down
When the circus comes to town
Great tune. So Saf, the age old question. Phish or the Grateful Dead? I won't even dignify that question with a reply. Suffice it to say...
I have zero desire to write a book about Phish.
From 1992 to the present, Phish has anteloped the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.
Phish:
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-21-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
Trey Anastasio:
2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA