It appears the Orange Prolapse has finally lost what's left of his colonic fortitude.
The Orange Prolapse vs. Taylor Swift confrontation will be forever known as "Tay-Tay vs. Battle of the Bulge."
Hey Donald, it could be vastly worse. She could be posting Trump Dumps!
Grant St. across from the City-County building never disappoints. |
Spotted outside Thomas Tull's condo 14 million dollar condo next to the Fairmont. Tull is the minority Steelers owner who "purchased" the Acrid Turd Stadium naming rights." (Chapter VII). |
Rumor has it that Trump Dump is scheduled to make his first public appearance this Friday night. Pittsburgh City Paper Awards presentation at Stage AE.
Butt this parody's about Jared Kushner and his infamous "Jew Screw."
Kushner Screw
sonofsaf
So fucked up his cock’s a tiny mushroom and gay
Kosher cooking from a deli too
He’s gonna stop the steal Orange Prolapse hooray
Donald’s cock’s a tiny mushroom for you
Stormy’s tits
Motorboating Stormy’s tits
Trump’s motorboating Daniels’ shit
All the crimes of a fuckin’ cunt
All the crimes of a dyke and putz
Trump crimes are gonna blow jism too
Tiny mushroom to dismember
Tiny mushroom fat ass endeavor
He’s gay and he’ll fuckin’ enter you*
Jared Kushner screw
Trump’s inbred forever and he wears Depends
So crappy his diapers are not new
Stormy Daniels wears a thong that’s MAGA red
Hebrew clown Trump’s daughter-wife’s a Jew
Stormy’s tits
Motorboating Stormy’s tits
Trump’s motorboating Daniels’ shit
All the crimes of a fuckin’ cunt
All the crimes of a dyke and putz
Trump crimes are gonna blow jism too
Tiny mushroom to dismember
Tiny mushroom fat ass endeavor
He’s gay and he’ll fuckin’ enter you
Jared Kushner screw
Jared Kushner screw
All the crimes and lust for Stormy
All the crimes you will discover
His crimes are gonna blow jism too
Tiny mushroom to dismember
Tiny mushroom fat ass endeavor
He’s gay butt he’ll fuckin’ enter you
Jared Kushner screw
Jared Kushner Jew
Jared Kushner Jew
Jared Kushner Jew
Jared Kushner Jew
Under You
Foo Fighters
I woke up and walked a million miles today
I've been looking up and down for you
All this time it still feels just like yesterday
That I walked a million miles with you
Over it
Think I'm getting over it
But there's no getting over it
There are times that I need someone
There are times I feel like no one
Sometimes I just don't know what to do
There are days I can't remember
There are days that last forever
Someday I'll come out from under you
Out from under you
Someone said I'll never see your face again
Part of me just can't believe it's true
Pictures of us sharing songs and cigarettes
This is how I'll always picture you
Over it
Think I'm getting over it
There's no getting over it
There are times that I need someone
There are times I feel like no one
Sometimes I just don't know what to do
There are days I can't remember
There are days that last forever
Someday I'll come out from under you
Out from under you
Out from under you
There are times I think it's over
There are times I can't recover
Sometimes I just don't know what to do
There are days I can't remember
There are days that last forever
Someday I'll come out from under you
Out from under you
Out from under you
Out from under you
Out from under you
Out from under you
From 2003 to the present, the Foo Fighters have monkey-wrenched the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Seen 'em every time. They played Hershey Stadium back in July.
Foo Fighters:
7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA