Although she has consistently denied the plastic surgery, MAGA conspiracy activist and internet sensation Laura Loomer has obviously had some work done. Part of a master plan to ingratiate herself with the Orange Prolapse.
Looney Loomer really brings new meaning to the term "botched." What in the name of Bozo is up with all this societal clown emulation. I guess in this day and age, it ain't sufficient just to talk the talk. You gotta walk the walk. And git 'er dun.
Loomer's face bears a slight resemblance to the honey pepper pimento spread on that new sandwich at Chick Fil-A. Slightly less appealing though. As far as rebellious Jews go, I prefer the tenacity of Pittsburgh's very own Scalping Jew.
In other news, Kamala Harris is back in the Burgh to deliver an economic speech this afternoon. Details are still unavailable.
Laura Loomer
sonofsaf
Laura Loomer is a cunt and ugly whore
Laura Loomer’s asshole is really fuckin’ sore
The conspiracy bullshit
She’s a piece of shit
Springfield, Ohio’s on display
Dumb Laura Loomer’ a fuckin’ cunt and ugly whore
Why is Trump a basket case
Insurrection ain’t a crime
Salads tossed boys are proud of bullshit
News is faking and it’s always bullshit
Why is Stormy so horny
The First Lady’s crappy
The Donald’s a clown and so unwise
A fuckin’ far right enemy
Yea..Enemy
Laura Loomer’s asshole’s really gonna smell
Laura Loomer’s asshole has really gone to hell
Donald Trump’s the enemy who is sucking you and me ‘cause he has a job to blow
Laura E. Loomer’s a fuckin’ cunt and ugly whore
Why is Trump a basket case
Insurrection ain’t a crime
Salad tossed boys are proud of bullshit
News is faking and it’s always bullshit
Make America horny
The First Lady’s crappy
The Donald’s a clown and so unwise
A fuckin’ far right enemy
Yea..Enemy
Laura Loomer is a pissed off ugly whore
Laura Loomer is a dope and twat and so much fucking more
The conspiracy bullshit
She’s a piece of shit
And she has a job to blow
Laura E. Loomer’s a fuckin’ cunt and ugly whore
There's A Rumor
The August Empire
There's a rumor I don't love you anymore
There's a rumor that I finally closed the door
I was wrong if I said it
Surely regret it
Reality so far away
From all the rumors that I don't love you anymore
I could put on a good face
Like I'm havin a great time
But I'm lost in the crowd I know it
My hearts breaking but I'll never show it
When everybody sees me
I look pretty happy
And when I lay down and close my eyes
You'll always be right here with me
Yea..Here with me
There's a rumor that I found somebody else
There's a rumor that I finally found myself
Gotta long lost memory of you holding on to me like you'll never let me go
It's just a rumor that I don't love you anymore
I could put on a good face
Like I'm havin a great time
But I'm lost in the crowd I know it
My hearts breaking but I'll never show it
I wish that you could see me
I look pretty happy
Cuz when I lay down and close my eyes
You'll always be right here with me
Yea..Here with me
There's a rumor I don't miss you anymore
There's a rumor that I hope find what you been looking for
I was wrong if I said it
Surely regret it
I just wanna let you know
Forget the rumors that I don't love you anymore
The August Empire? Never heard of 'em.
However, I have heard of the Roman Empire. Particularly its demise.