Two more days til the big debate. It's Vice President Kamala Harris vs. the Orange Prolapse.
Semi-regrettably, we'll be at Jeff Lynne's E.L.O. at PPG Paints Arena. It's actually an easy decision.
Rest assured, we'll come back and watch the highlights.
Lowlights too.
In other news, yesterday, the Pirates lost both games of a doubleheader to the Washington Nationals (5-3, 8-6). The early game's attendance was listed at 13,687. Uh yeah, right! More like 3,687. And believe me, that would be a very generous assessment.
An Ass (Donald’s The Orange Prolapse)
sonofsaf
Pee-pee-pee-hoo-ha-ha
Donald’s First Lady
On a golden throne
Oh it’s quite a sight
Pee from her cunt
Trump is cheaper no manhood
He stinks at screw-in’ that’s right
Donald’s not pro-choice
Donald’s a disgrace
The bullshit pies of cream
Let’s stop the steal
And keep on crappin’, hey
Son’s an anal teen
A fuckin’ ass
Donald Trump’s the Orange Prolapse
And he's out on parole
An ass
Donald’s the Orange Prolapse
And he’s in damage control
Trump flags are all unfurled
He loves Kari Lake
Arizona’s old
Like The Rolling Stones
Senator Kari Lake
Is some news that’s fake
Ah, Trump has the pud to pull
Stormy bad romance
On a golden throne
With his tiny bone
Shittin’ J.D. Vance
Has crap in his pants
A fuckin’ ass
Donald Trump’s the Orange Prolapse
And he's out on parole
An ass
Donald’s the Orange Prolapse
And he’s in damage control
Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha
Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha
Oh, Melania’s hummin’
Trump’s a family man
A mother fuckin’
Cunt and ass not a fan
Has a coup d’etat, coup d’etat plan
Jared isn’t right
Kushner kosher Jew
Like a Mighty Mouse
(Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha)
He’s gonna fight, fight, fight
A fuckin’ ass
Donald Trump’s the Orange Prolapse
And he's out on parole
An ass
Donald’s the Orange Prolapse
And he’s in damage control
An ass
Donald Trump’s the Orange Prolapse
And he's out on parole
An ass
Donald’s the Orange Prolapse
And he’s in damage control
An ass (Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha)
Donald’s the Orange Prolapse (Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha)
And he’s in damage control
An ass (Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha)
Donald’s the Orange Prolapse (Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha)
And he's out on parole
An ass (Pee-pee-pee hoo-ha-ha)
Donald Trump’s the Orange Prolapse
He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
Alice Cooper
Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma
You're with your baby
And you're parked alone
On a summer night
You're deep in love
But you're deeper in the woods
You think you're doin' alright
Did you hear that voice?
Did you see that face?
Or was it just a dream?
This can't be real
That only happens, babe
On the movie screen
Oh, but he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole
You're swimmin' with your girl
Out on lovers' lake
And the wind blows cold
It chills your bones
But you're still on the lake
That's a bad mistake
Ah, but the moon was full
And you had a chance
To be all alone
But you're not alone
This is your last dance
And your last romance
Yeah, 'cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole
Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma
Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma
Oh, if you see him comin'
Get away if you can
Just keep on runnin'
Run as fast as you can
He's a dangerous, dangerous man
And he's out tonight
And he's watchin' you
And he knows your house
(Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma)
No, don't turn out the lights
Yeah, 'cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
He's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
He's back (Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma)
He's the man behind the mask (Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma)
And he's out of control
He's back (Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma)
The man behind the mask (Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma)
And he's after your soul
He's back (Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma)
He's the man behind the mask
Alice Cooper has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 30 times. A few days ago, I snagged a ticket from this guy right outside the gate. He looked at me and said, "Hey man, I know this might sound crazy. But aren't you the guy who's trying to prevent human stampedes?"
I swiftly replied, "As a matter of fact, I am. Yes, I am."
Alice Cooper:
9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH
8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA
4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
9-3-24, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA