The Orange Prolapse likes the notion of stuff being named after him. Trump University, Trump Towers, Trump Sneakers, Trump Digital Trading Cards, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Bottled Water, Trump Golden Toilet, etc.
I respectfully propose the following... On every Saudi owned LIV golf course, one of the par 3 holes should be named after Donald J. Trump.
And if you get a hole-in-one, it's called a "Trump Cunt." Get in the hole!
Donald Trump’s A Cunt And…
sonofsaf
The Donald’s shit is hot
His Orange Prolapse is colored meat
His jism is cock snot
Laura Loomer sang, tiny mushroom treat
Donald Trump’s a cunt and
Son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
Donald Trump’s a cunt and
Daughter-wife’s a damn one too
The Donald’s so fucked up
A shitshow he is so inbred
Diet Coke non-stop
MAGA shitshow’s totally red
Donald Trump’s a cunt and
Son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
Donald Trump’s a cunt and
Daughter-wife’s a damn one too
Ivanka’s so fucked up
And Jared’s got no morning wood
Hebrew cracker fuck
Hey his tiny penis ain’t no good
Donald Trump’s a cunt and
Son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
Donald Trump’s a cunt and
Daughter-wife’s a damn one too
Gimme All Your Lovin'
ZZ Top
I got to have a shot
For what you got is, oh, so sweet
You got to make it hot
Like a boomerang, I need a repeat
Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too
Gimme all your lovin'
Don't let up until we're through
You got to whip it up
And hit me like a ton of lead
If I blow my top
Will you let it go to your head?
Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too
Gimme all your lovin'
Don't let up until we're through
You got to move it up
And work it like a screwball would
Got to pack it up
Baby, work it like a new boy should
Gimme all your lovin'
All your hugs and kisses too
Gimme all your lovin'
Don't let up until we're through
ZZ Top has played the Burgh a grand total of 20 times.
Favorite ZZ Top album? Gotta go with the obvious. Eliminator. But I always thought Afterburner was underrated. Stages, Velcro Fly, Sleeping Bag, etc. C'mon man!
ZZ Top:
4-19-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
7-31-22, The Pavilion At Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)