Stormy Daniels might be in possession of the most vilified breasts in the history of women.
She refers to her boobs as "Thunder and Lightning." Meanwhile, we refer to Trump's dick as "tiny and mushroom."
Stormy’s Chest
sonofsaf
Ivanka’s cunt, don’t smell the best
Don’t give a shit, ‘bout Stormy’s chest
Trump’s son-in-law’s, a fuckin’ Jew
His daughter-wife’s a cunt and she’ll fuck you too
Kushner’s a Jew, piece of shit
Circumcision his mushroom cock is a tiny prick
A job to blow, what a fuckin’ mess
Motorboatin’ Jew, fuckin’ Stormy’s chest
Big fat cunt, Forty-five’s a retard
Donald’s the enemy full of McDonald’s lard
And he’s spreading big lies, and going to hell
Hell, such a cunt, with that fishy smell
Yeah, he’s a cunt, cunt ain’t free
His mushroom cock, in Stormy D.
So accept your fate, The Donald has lied
A pornographic cunt cannot be denied
Well, a pornographic cunt cannot be denied
Gay and why so heavy, gay but not adored
He’s an Orange Prolapse clown, one you can’t afford
And Donald’s so unkind, he’s the king of fake news
Ivanka’s a whore, outta line, and a god-damn Jew
Well, Donald’s gonna blame the libs, and all the rest
Ivanka’s cunt, her pussy isn’t blessed
Ivanka’s cunt, her pussy isn’t blessed
Don’t give a shit ‘bout Stormy’s chest
All the Best
My Morning Jacket
(originally by John Prine)
I wish you love and happiness
I guess I wish you all the best
I wish you don't do like I do
And ever fall in love with someone like you
'Cause if you do like I did
You'd probably run around the block like a little kid
But kids don't know, they can only guess
How hard it is to wish you happiness
I guess love is like a Christmas card
You decorate a tree you throw it in the yard
And it decays and dies and the snowmen melt
Well, I knew love, I knew how love felt
Yeah, I knew love, love knew me
And when I walked, love walked with me
And I got no hate and I got no pride
And I got so much love that I just can't hide
Well, I got so much love that I just can't hide
Say you drive a Chevy, say you drive a Ford
Say you drive around the town till you just get bored
And then you change your mind for something else to do
Then your heart gets bored with your mind and it changes you
Well, it's a doggone shame and it's an awful mess
I wish you love, I wish you happiness
I wish you love, I wish you happiness
I guess I wish you all the best
Great cover of a heartfelt tune.
From 2003 to the present, MMJ has run thru the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. On October 4, we're heading up to Cleveland for the fall tour closer. Spending the night. And on October 5th, the Orange Prolapse returns to the scene of the crime! Butler, PA for another MAGA rally.
So it would be, in essence, a relatively straight shot. Though truth be told, it's a long shot. I seriously doubt Mason would wanna listen to the Orange Prolapse... especially in Butt-ler.
My Morning Jacket:
5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
In other news, my prediction of a dominipede fell flat on Sunday, September 15 at 3pm.
NFL Stadiums
Baltimore
Charlotte
Dallas (Arlington)
Detroit
Green Bay
Jacksonville
Minnesota (Minneapolis)
New England (Foxborough)
Tennessee (Nashville)
Washington (Landover)
MLB Ballparks
Detroit
Minnesota (Minneapolis)
New York Yankees (The Bronx)
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia
Washignton, DC
Toronto
Cleveland
Chicago (White Sox)
Colorado (Denver)
So obviously the next 9/11 didn't go down.
But I'm going to resurrect my black swan, asymmetric, cyber-calamity concerns for this Sunday, September 29. Let's schedule it for 3:30 pm. Hint: Everyone has a cell phone.
Biden would immediately resign. And Kamala Harris would be left holding the bag. Hint: body bags. And plenty of 'em.
And the Orange Prolapse would predictably ride the wave of terror, confusion, disbelief, and mistrust... back into the White House.
September 29, 2024
NFL Stadiums:
Carolina Panthers
Atlanta Falcons
Houston Texans
New York Jets
Green Bay Packers
Indianapolis Colts
Chicago Bears
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
MLB Ballparks:
Yankees
Giants
Red Sox
Nationals
Angels
Blue Jays
Twins
Marlins
Guardians
Diamondbacks
Brewers
Tigers
Rockies
Cubs
Braves
This one would be even worse than September 15. Eight NFL stadiums and 15 MLB ballparks. Because, well you know... bad things never happen, 'til they happen.
Ouch! Still, you gotta do everything you can to maximize that cable revenue.