A few days, ago The Orange Prolapse launched his "Make America HEALTHY again" campaign slogan.
Uh... what? |
He'll be teaming up with anti-vaxxer Roberty Kennedy to spread the news.
A random Steely McDump on the Ft. Duquesne Bridge. Impressive. Trump is sooo handsome. |
Yep, seems about right.
McDevotion
sonofsaf
McDevotion
McDevotion
Meat’s, a joke and
Meat
Devotion (Devotion)
McDevotion
McDevotion
Donald Trump stinks the shit that he shares
Shitting all that stinks Trump Vodka he shares
More stalling’s a shame as your trials are near
Not guilty maybe hair of the cunt to fear
Fucked Stormy Daniels he don’t know whatcha meant
A tiny mushroom to blow’s all fucked up and bent
Well Kushner’s a Jew, he’s a kosher buyer
Ivanka makes whoopee and her butt’s on fire
McDevotion
McDevotion
Donald Trump’s a clown and a dumb retard
The Donald’s full of bullshit and he cannot shoot par
His asshole it stinks as it opens up wide
The enemy’s a McDonald’s cunt that’s fried, piece of shit
The Donald’s a cunt with a Trump Vodka glass
The fake outrage gonna stick it up your ass
‘Cause Forty-five’s a king with a coup d’etat plan
With a cum dumpster load and he’ll be cheatin’ on demand
Sweet Emotion
Aerosmith
Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
Sweet, it's broken
Sweet
Emotion (Emotion)
Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
Talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're calling my name but I got to make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go, musta got up and went
Well I got good news, she's a real good liar
'Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire
Sweet emotion
Sweet emotion
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took it just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me because the rabbit done died, yes it did
You stand in the front just a shaking your ass
I'll take you backstage you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road and I'll be eating from your hand
Favorite Aerosmith tune? Probably Dream On. But this one's a close second.
My second parody of Sweet Emotion. A few years ago, I penned #879. Sweet Omicron (regarding the Covid variant)
Aerosmith was all set to open their Peace Out Tour at PPG Paints Arena on September 20. But the show was abruptly canceled. Apparently, Steven Tyler's still recovering from a vocal cord injury.
Hint: rehab.
From 1973 to the present, Aerosmith has rocked the Burgh an amazing 31 times.
* - Mark Madden's favorite concert of all-time. Guns'n'Roses opened. I must concur... the arena was on fire.