Guy Reschenthaler biggest congressional achievement to date was introducing some truly extraordinary, earth-shattering legislation. He wanted to rename Dulles International Airport after the Orange Prolapse. Still does.
May I recommend Trump Dump International? But with a lil' Pixburgh twist?
Looks a little like Dulles. That Loudon County airport has often been referred to as "The Dulles Dump." |
Whatever. Hey, try using your fuckin' imagination for once in a blue moon. |
Reschenthaler’s Crazy
sonofsaf
Reschenthaler’s Crazy
Blubber of a baby, sickness and upheaval
Slimy MAGA rally
Trump’s a mother and a fucker
Reschenthaler’s Crazy
Dumber than a porn star, anal, is an issue
Jared and Ivanka Kushner gonna screw you, maybe
He’s romancing Stormy in Lake Tahoe
Lil’ mushroom he lies about his size
Tits are hot stuff, shitty
Duck-tailed haircut’s so inbred a jag-off yinz can’t stand
Reschenthaler’s Crazy
Ivanka is a dumb whore
The Trumpers of the world Trump is gonna fuck you
Heavy fighter, heavy fighter Trumper’s crazy
Reschenthaler’s Crazy
Feckless and a rambler, building walls is crazy
David is a Hogg that’s gun-controlling the Israelis
He’s romancing Stormy in Lake Tahoe
Lil’ mushroom he lies about his size
Tits are hot stuff, shitty
Duck-tailed haircut’s so inbred a jag-off yinz can’t stand
Building walls is crazy
Reschenthaler’s crazy
Barron’s taller maybe
Dick is smaller maybe
Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
Billion-dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover
Billion-dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion-dollar baby
I got you in the dime store
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion-dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million-dollar baby
Billion-dollar baby
Trillion-dollar baby
Zillion-dollar baby
One of my Betty Crocker favorites. Very challenging, choppy lyrics.
Suggestion for Alice: Consider permanently resurrecting the mid-80's hit "Freedom." Great tune. Especially for a double encore in the 2024 election cycle: Freedom > Elected
Alice Cooper has loved the Burgh (and of course, the dead) a grand total of 30 times.
Alice Cooper:
9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH
8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA
4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
9-3-24, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA