The Orange Prolapse's protege J.D. Vance just claimed that Haitian refugees in Springfield, Ohio are abducting random cats... and eating them.
An rare, hardened boomerang Dump. Reminds me of the arrowhead cover of Scalping Jew. |
D-g forbid! Childless cat ladies of the world unite!
J.D. Vance
sonofsaf
Trump stinks of colon cancer
McDonald’s con and flags unfurled
McClown
Just don’t ask why he’s violent
Orange Prolapse a lowly
Humble Quarter Pound
She’s gay and a retard
Dakota’s Kristi Noem
But she will defend
Trump’s tiny mushroom bone
He’s linking you to BeBest
Melania’s salad wants tossed
Whore hound
And his fucked up ‘lil penis
J.D. Vance forever
Syndrome of a down
Lying cunt is gonna conceive
Barrron’s a mess
Fucked up ‘cause he’s the enemy
Stormy BeBest
She’s gay and a retard
Dakota’s Kristi Noem
But she will defend
Trump’s tiny mushroom bone
Zero Chance
Soundgarden
I think I know the answer
I stumbled on and all the world
Fell down
And all the sky went silent
Cracked like glass and slowly
Tumbled to the ground
They say if you look hard
You'll find your way back home
Born without a friend
And bound to die alone
I'm thinking of your highness
And crying long upon the loss
I've found
And on the plus and minus
Zero chance of ever
Turning this around
Why doesn't anyone believe
In loneliness?
Stand up and everyone will see
Your holiness
They say if you look hard
You'll find your way back home
Born without a friend
And bound to die alone
From 1989 to 2013, Soundgarden outshined the Burgh 5 times.
Soundgarden:
May 12, 2013, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#2005. Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2009. Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2561. Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)
#2562. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)
#2566. Vance (Chance --- Big Country)
#2648. Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)
#2657. J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2658. Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)
#2659. J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)