According to all the experts, the Orange Prolapse has a unique smell.
"He's a cross between cheeseburger farts and garbage can juice."
"Trump's body odor is a mix of armpits, ketchup, and makeup."
"Trump smells like the acrid stench of incest."
Spotted outside the new Jason Aldean country music bar on North Shore Drive. Site of the former Jerome Bettis Grill. |
Speaking of shit that stinks. Pittsburgh City Council just announced that Allegheny County residents are gonna have to chip in a few million bucks to the NFL. So we can host the Draft in 2026. Hmm, maybe they'll use some of that funding to clean up the shit. Not to mention the cigarette butts, discarded needles, and plastic Mountain Dew bottles.
Trump Smells
sonofsaf
Trump’s so obscene he is a total fraud
The Orange Prolapse is gay
Trump’s so obscene he’s got Lee Greenwood rhythm
Ivanka Kushner’s a damn Jew
Trump’s so obscene a coup d’etat is a crime
Trumpin’ and dumpin’ on you
And, Trump’s so obscene with his Stormy thrills
Lies from a stinkin’ joke, duh!
A Big Mac’s gourmet, why does The Donald dine
At McDonald’s more pink slime
Trump’s so obscene let’s stop the stealing
A job to blow he’s wheeling and dealing
Trump’s so obscene unrefined
Piece of shit you’ll find
Trump’s so obscene he’s a Mar-a-Lago resident
From New York City to California
Donald’s the king
Of the MAGA sheeple, FIGHT!
A Big Mac’s gourmet, why does The Donald dine
At McDonald’s more pink slime
Is three hundred pounds obese?
Trump, Trump smells
Trump, Trump smells!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
Trump smells, and he’s lyin!
No, no-no-no-no
Trump smells
(Trump smells)
Trump smells!
Peace Sells
Megadeth
What do you mean I "don't believe in God?"
I talk to him every day
What do you mean I "don't support your system?"
I go to court when I have to
What do you mean I "can't get to work on time?"
Got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean I "don't pay my bills?"
Why, do you think I'm broke? Huh?
If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time
What do you mean I "hurt your feelings?"
I didn't know you had any feelings
What do you mean I "ain't kind?"
I'm just not your kind
What do you mean I "couldn't be the president
Of the United States of America?"
Tell me something
It's still "we the people," right?
If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time
Can you put a price on peace?
Peace, peace sells
Peace, peace sells!
Peace sells, but who's buyin'? Trump sells, and he’s lyin!
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
No, no-no-no-no
Peace sells
(Peace sells)
Peace sells!
My second parody of Peace Sells. A couple years ago, I penned #1404. Troy Nehls (regarding the Texas Congressman and MAGA sycophant). His biggest Congressional accomplishment to date was sponsoring a bill to rename Dulles International Airport in northern Virginia... Trump International Airport.
Megadeth was in town last night. Outdoors at Stage AE.
Widely known as one of the Big 4 (along with Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax). I remember when Megadeth was a bad ass band during the late 80's. But for the past 25 years, all they've produced is filler garbage. They've essentially become the McDonald's pink slime of the heavy metal industry.
From 1986 to 2024, Megadeth has played the Burgh a grand total of 23 times. Surprisingly, I've only seen them twice. Fortunately, it was back in the day on the heels of Peace Sells and So Far, So Good, So What.
Megadeth:
2-14-88, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA
4-28-88, Palace Theatre, Greensburg, PA