Imagine the predicament of being Mike Pence's former press secretary... Marc Lotter.
And then that fishy twit-shit Trumpy Trout tries to lynch your boss.
Naturally, you feel bad for the former VP. Butt duty calls.
So as of late, Lotter has been making the rounds on the cable news circuit. Serving as an apologist/denialist for the behavior, commentary and activities of the Orange Prolapse.
Now THAT... is some hot shit! Very patriotic as well! Orange Prolapse & Lee Greenwood approved. |
Spotted next to the Andy Warhol museum and LGBTQ health care clinic. North Side!
Lotter
sonofsaf
He’ll blow a dick and screw a Trumper
He’ll blow and spread the biggest lie
His mushroom cock’s the meat inside her
Butt his ass haunts you can’t deny
Mother fucker is misunderstood
Big fat baby’s got no morning wood
Lotter
Trumpin’ ’n Dumpin’ like a baby
His diaper’s gonna be defiled
Forty-five was once the prez, a crybaby
Orange Prolapse clown’s the most reviled
Mother fucker is misunderstood
Big fat baby’s got no morning wood
Lotter
He’ll blow a dick and screw a Trumper
He’ll blow and spread the biggest lie
His mushroom cock’s the meat inside her
Butt his ass haunts you can’t deny
Mother fucker is misunderstood
Big fat baby’s got no morning wood
Lotter
Lotter
Lotter
Strutter
Kiss
I know a thing or two about her
I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants she'll pass you by
Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter
She wears her satins like a lady
She gets her way just like a child
You take her home and she says, "Maybe, baby."
She takes you down and drives you wild
Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter
I know a thing or two about her
I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants, she'll pass you by
Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter
Strutter
Strutter
My 4th parody of Strutter.
#508. Conor (regarding Pennsylvania Congressman Conor Lamb)
#2221. Trumper (regarding fans of the Orange Prolapse)
#2521. Smucker (regarding Pennsylvania Congressman Lloyd Smucker)
#2753. Lotter
I've seen Kiss a few times. Eleven to be precise.
Kiss:
3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
You often hear the term "kiss of death." But I'm vastly more concerned about "Trump's anal breath." Hell, you don't achieve the status of an Orange Prolapse by just sitting on your ass.
Unless it's a golden toilet I suppose.