I happen to like the clean-shaven, Trumpy clown version of Senator JD Vance (R-OH).
It transforms him into less of a beard-o. Er uh, weirdo.
Is it any wonder he was denied entrance to a Primanti's? All he wanted was a sandwich. Hold the fries and coleslaw.
Donald Trump’s A Clown, JD’s Too
sonofsaf
Bozo the clown, Big Mac indeed, the Orange Prolapse
Butt the anal is really deep, and outside of his ass
Blood from, his wife-daughter, and her cunt
Lying to a liar isn’t fun
No doubt his son-in-law’s a Jew
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a clown, JD’s too
Forty-five is a rambler, speeches of nonsense
Nothing truly matters, due to presidents (precedence)
Lake Tahoe, masturbator, of his meat
His tiny, mushroom penis, ain’t a treat
Big lie too, is always gonna screw
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a clown, JD’s too
South Dakota failures, they love Kristi Noem
McDonald’s and an Arby’s, both golden thrones
Discovered, his small cock’s, not hardcore
Forsaken, Stormy’s thankless, but much more
That Kushner, Jew, Ivanka’s here for you
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a clown, JD’s too
Eat McDonald’s and pink slime, their toilets are golden too
America its theft, they’ll stop the stealing too
Proud MAGA Boys are crapping, buttholes sore
He’s planning, a shitshow, and so much more
Mike Pence got dispatched, and Vance he’ll screw
‘Cause Donald Trump’s a clown, JD’s too
It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
Grateful Dead
You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last
But whatever you wish to keep, you better grab it fast
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun
Crying like a fire in the sun
Look out the saints are comin' through
And it's all over now, Baby Blue
The highway is for gamblers, better use your sense
Take what you have gathered from coincidence
The empty-handed painter from your streets
Is drawing crazy patterns on your sheets
The sky, too, is folding under you
And it's all over now, Baby Blue
All your seasick sailors, they are rowing home
Your empty-handed armies are going home
Your lover who just walked out the door
Has taken all his blankets from the floor
The carpet, too, is moving under you
And it's all over now, Baby Blue
Leave your stepping stones behind, there something a-calls for you
Forget the dead you've left, they will not follow you
The vagabond who's rapping at your door
Is standing in the clothes that you once wore
Strike another match, go start anew
And it's all over now, Baby Blue
Possibly my favorite Jerry encore.
Although I seriously doubt the plate directly below Althea is "legit." |
Tough to beat Brokedown though.
This is my second parody of the Bob Dylan classic. A couple years ago, I penned #1010.
"The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump." That particular parody was actually featured in "Assclown Is Cuming To Your Town" Magazine. A periodical of note!
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH