JD Vance was on the outskirts of Pittburgh over the weekend. He "piggy-backed" off televangelist preacher Lance Wallnau during a revival at the Monroevile Convention Center.
Many born-again Christians were spotted holding up signs.
LANCE
LOVES
VANCE
Label me a cynic, but I think the Orange Prolapse came up with that snappy slogan all by himself.
For the love of Christ! For the love of the holy ghost. And for the love of D-g!
Lance Wallnau Will Fuck You
sonofsaf
A coup is outta line, insurrection crime
And the pink slime leaves an Orange Prolapse stain
Tiny mushroom bone, evangelicals prayin’
Toilet stall is a shitshow that’s insane
All the fuckin’ pain and sorrow and tits of Stormy D.
Trump he lied and whined ‘bout Tahoe and motorboatin’
He wants pornography gonna stop the steal and screw you
pastor whore that Lance Wallnau will fuck you
Stormy D’s tits and cunt deserved a love letter
Trump has a wig for hair that’s blowin’ on the dance floor
A coup’s the masterplan if you’re Republican
So let us stop the stealin’ and so much more…whore
All the fuckin’ pain and sorrow and tits of Stormy D.
Trump he lied and whined ‘bout Tahoe and motorboatin’
He wants pornography gonna stop the steal and screw you
pastor whore that Lance Wallnau will fuck you
Anyhow, I Love You
Guy Clark
I wish I had a dime for every bad time
But the bad times always seem to keep the change
You been all alone so you know what I'm sayin'
So when all you can recall is the pain
Just you wait until tomorrow when you wake up with me
at your side and find I haven't lied about nothin'
I wouldn't trade a tree for the way I feel about you
in the mornin', anyhow I love you
Everyday it gets just a little bit better
And half the gettin' there is knowin' where I been before
I'm sure you understand 'cause I ain't your first man
So when you feel like runnin' for the back door...don't
Just you wait until tomorrow when you wake up with me
at your side and find I haven't lied about nothin'
I wouldn't trade a tree for the way I feel about you
in the mornin', anyhow I love you
Meandering, story-telling lyrics often make for challenging parodies.
To the best of my knowledge, Guy Clark never played the Burgh. He passed away in 2016 at the age of 74. His death came shortly before an Orange Prolapse was elected President of the United States. Now in 2024, a most penetrating question will rear its ugly head. Could SCROTUM POTUS become the next Grover Cleveland?