During the first impeachment of the Orange Prolapse, better known as the Russia Russia Russia hoax, Congressman Barry Loudermilk (R-GA)...
would often compare the persecution of Trump to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
Honestly though, I vastly prefer the Dump comparisons. Omnipresent!
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Loudermilk Is Gay
sonofsaf
Bring on the anal
[Verse:]
Donald’s ass will mother fuckin’ burn
As the Orange Prolapse’s salad’s gettin’ tossed
Donald’s son-in-law’s a god damn Jew
Sits on the shitter, ‘cause he’s the big boss
Trumpin’ dumpin on the Congressmen
Behavior is so bizarre
Mar-a-Lago has golden toiletry
And you’ll drink from his penis
Constant battle with the lard
McDonald’s ain’t caviar
[Chorus:]
Barry Loudermilk is gay
Fire and fury alarms
[Verse:]
Jared’s my Jewish fuckin’ enemy
Anal endeavor a tiny mushroom man
And you stop the steal’s how to defend
Kushner’s a Jew who has an insurrection plan
Trumpin’ dumpin on the Congressmen
Behavior is so bizarre
Mar-a-Lago has golden toiletry
And you’ll drink from his penis
Constant battle with the lard
McDonald’s ain’t caviar
[Chorus]
Clown Donald is wearin’ Depends
Golden toilets are the brand new style, fuck yeah!
A woke buffoon masturbator
‘Cause he’ll be pissin’ to defile, cockfight!
Trumpin’ dumpin on the Congressmen
Behavior is so bizarre
Mar-a-Lago has golden toiletry
And you’ll drink from his penis
Constant battle with the lard
McDonald’s ain’t caviar
[Chorus]
Past The Milky Way
Ace Frehley
This one's for Rachael
[Verse:]
Now I'm past the point of no return
And my computer is tellin' me I'm lost
And I hope and pray that I'll see you
'Cause I'm no quitter, not at any cost
Now I'm runnln' out of oxygen
But I still got my guitar
Celestial bodies they surround me
I don't think I'll make Venus
'Cause I've traveled very far
Could we rendezvous on Mars?
[Chorus:]
I'd sail Past the Milky Way
Just to hold you in my arms
[Verse:]
Since I met you everybody tells me
When we're together I'm a better man
And you helped me feel so strong again
When I'm with you I always do the best I can
Now I'm runnln' out of oxygen
But I still got my guitar
Celestial bodies they surround me
I don't think I'll make Venus
'Cause I've traveled very far
Could we rendezvous on Mars?
[Chorus]
Now over and over again
All that matters is to see you smile, oh yeah!
I hope it's sooner than later
'Cause I'll be kissin' you in style, alright!
Now I'm runnln' out of oxygen
But I still got my guitar
Celestial bodies they surround me
I don't think I'll make Venus
'Cause I've traveled very far
Could we rendezvous on Mars?
[Chorus]
These conversational, spoken word tunes really aren't meant to be parodied.
From 1994 to 2019, Ace Frehley played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never seen him solo.
However, I have attended a few Kiss concerts.
Kiss:
3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
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