Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) has a new anti-transgender fundraising pitch.
Replete with a line of "NO BALLS IN STALLS" clothing and merchandise. Just in time for the holidays.
It would appear that the city of Pittsburgh is offering up some shitty merch as well.
In Stalls
sonofsaf
Her South Carolina ass is the enemy
Dogshit and Trump Vodka sobriety
But the biggest thrill’s a mushroom
His toilets are golden stalls
Truth Social rages and it’s hot
His tiny dick is small
No balls in stalls
No balls in stalls
Nancy’s big balls
And Marjorie’s big balls
And he shits in stalls
And she shits in stalls
(But we love the toilet stall at the mall)
Nancy’s stall is for denouncing
His mushroom dick she’d pull
And Nancy Mace’s dumb cunt you will defend
Cast the blame all on her big tits
‘Cause Stormy was a liar
Nancy Mace is such a twat
Great wall empire
No balls in stalls
Yo, no balls in stalls
What the fuckin’ stalls
Nancy’s big balls
And he shits in stalls
And she shits in stalls
(But we love the toilet stall at the mall)
Trans-stalls they are a rarity
Nancy is not BeBest
Testicular’s a treasure
Sarah McBride will attest
Nancy won’t stop denouncing
On the left but not the right
I must concede that toilet stalls
Should be smelled by the right
He’s got big balls
She’s got big balls
They’ve got big balls
Nancy’s big balls
He shits in stalls
She shits in stalls
(But we love the toilet stall at the mall)
(No balls in stalls
No balls in stalls)
And why’s she bitching and calling them scum
Oh, because she’s a fuckin’ cunt
Mushroom cock’s small, ass, gay piss
(But we love the toilet stall at the mall)
(Mother Fucker)
(Mother Fucker)
(Mother Fucker)
(Mother Fucker)
Big Balls
AC/DC
Well I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
'N' they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(We've got big balls
We've got big balls)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
My second parody of Big Balls. A few years ago, I penned #559. Big Lies.
They never play this song live. Big mistake. I'd pull it out for an encore and then segueway into the iconic, cannonball closer. Big Balls > For Those About To Rock. Not THAT... is a double encore.
From 1977 to 2009, AC/DC has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.
AC/DC:
5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1990)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)