Trump recently nominated Dean John Sauer for Solicitor General of the United States.
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And speaking of solicitation, Sauer often defends Catholic priests accused of molesting young boys. MAGA! However, Sauer's biggest achievement to date was representing the Orange Prolapse regarding the Big Lie.
Let's just say there seems to be a moral and ethical correlation. And we'll leave it at that.
Dean John Sauer
sonofsaf
Great gramp’s right to screw
Trump used his mushroom too
Forty-seven’s gonna fuck your cunt a nightmare
Makin’ love and valentines
Doesn’t practice safer sex time
Ivanka Jew financial crimes
Bud Light is fuckin’ queer
Dean John Sauer, Jared Kushner is a Jew,
Kosher display, tiny ain’t long
Dean John Sauer and The Donald ain’t the norm,
And neither is that Kristi Noem
Clown car and a BeBest bet
Golden toilets and Stormy’s chest
Trump is a cunt and total mess
Orange Prolapse clown
Syndrome down and seven sins
But that Forty-five we defend
Shit like Trump Dumps will never end
Urine pissin’ clown
Dean John Sauer, Jared Kushner is a Jew,
Kosher display, tiny ain’t long
Dean John Sauer and The Donald ain’t the norm,
And neither is that Kristi Noem
A Tahoe hotel bedroom fucking Stormy D.
Bud Light’s Trump Vodka’s enemy
Dean John Sauer, Jared Kushner is a Jew,
Kosher display, tiny ain’t long
Dean John Sauer and The Donald ain’t the norm,
And neither is that Kristi Noem
And neither is that shit
Water Tower
Jason Aldean
State champs white and blue
Yeah, I remember you
You sure had a hell of a view from way up there
High above the yellow pines
And first baptist "Jesus Saves" sign
I talked to you a million times
'Bout gettin' outta' here
Water tower, it sure is good to see you,
I've been away, for way too long
Water tower like a lighthouse in a storm,
You help me find my way back home
How far did you think I'd get
When I pointed my wheels out west?
A little young and dumb I guess
Gotta learn somehow
Slowin' down and drivin' in
I can finally breathe again
It's like I found a long lost friend
God I've missed this town
Water tower, it sure is good to see you,
I've been away, way too long
Water tower like a lighthouse in a storm,
You help me find my way back home
You and that lonesome full moon watching over me
I'm right where I'm supposed to be
Water tower, it sure is good to see you,
I've been away, way too long
Water tower like a lighthouse in a storm,
You help me find my way back home
You help me find my way
From 2009 to the present, Jason Aldean has cuntrified the Burgh a grand total of 12 times. Never seen him.
Pop-country songs general make for easy rhymes and simple lyrical progressions. But I just don't really care much for the musical genre. Is that an artistic shortcoming? Especially considering the drunken mongrel dumbshit cuntrifried karaoke faithful? Perhaps.
The Big Lie 100: (#1989)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)