Mehmet Oz is back in the loop. Just ahead of Thanksgiving.
#TurkeyDay
A rousing array of yinzer jimmies. Many refer to this phenomenon as... stick the landing. |
Jiminy Crickets! Many call this Dump... blessing and grace. |
Someone needs to clean this shit up... Ohh, before it sets in the threads! |
Allegheny County GOP Chair Sam DeMarco should run for Mayor of Pittsburgh. With the Orange Prolapse by his side, nothing is impossible! |
Speaking of Trump, he recently nominated the "Wegner's Wunderkind" to oversee healthcare. Hmm, perhaps the time has cum to resurrect the most comical incident in the history of Pencil-tucky politics --- "The Crudite"
The Crudite Compilation Top 10:
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1425. Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
#1428. Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad: The Crudite (Don't Go Away Mad: Just Go Away --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1559. The Crudite (I Stay Away --- Alice In Chains)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
#1564. To Scan (The Crudite) (I Ran (So Far Away) --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#1565. He'll Buy Crudite (Slip Slidin' Away --- Paul Simon)
#1594. The Crudite (Sing Me Away --- Night Ranger)
#2240. Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)
Rumor has it... that Oz will take a Turkish bone saw to the Medicare budget. Chop-chop.
Here Cums Mehmet Oz
sonofsaf
Here cums Mehmet Oz!
Here cums Mehmet Oz
Trump clown’s bringin’ the pain!
Shittin’ and pissin’ a rectum to fear
Orange Prolapse leaves a stain
Hella fistin’, stick your wrist in;
Sodomy from the right
Wang’s a cockin’ but they don’t care,
‘Cause Mehmet Oz cums Bud Light.
Here cums Mehmet Oz!
Here cums Mehmet Oz!
Trump clown’s bringin’ the pain!
He’s on the rag butt loves the Proud Boys
Dildo toys that MAGA defends
Stormy Daniels gonna strangle
Trump is orange and not white
MAGA’s red and very inbred
‘Cause Mehmet Oz cums Bud Light
Here Comes Santa Claus
Bob Dylan
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Are pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing;
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
He's got a bag that is filled with toys
For the boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Bob Dylan:
7-18-99, Star Lake Ampitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Paul Simon)
11-5-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Phil Lesh)
8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH (w/ The Dead)
8-20-06, Falconi Field, Washington, PAThe Big Lie 100: (#1984)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)