Derrick Anderson is the Republican candidate in Virginia's Congressional 7th District.
A pic from his latest political ad. |
Seems like he has a really nice family. A loving wife and three beautiful daughters. American as apple pie.
But those aren't his kids! And his wife didn't shit them out! It's his best buddy's family.
WTF?!? BeBestButtBuddy?
Brave new (political) world, eh? Let's give Derrick a few well done "Proud Boy/Cowboy" Dumps.
North Shore Blvd. |
'Dem Cowboys are da shit!
Derrick Anderson
sonofsaf
Ivanka hates vaginal
Her ass is always so full
Her pop’s a fuckin’ goon
His daughter-wife’s one too
Her ass stinks (and) so does her cunt
She can’t afford a new rectum
A colon bulge no doubt
Trump’s the Orange Prolapse clown
Donald Trump’s praying
(Derrick Anderson)
Donald Trump’s faking
(Like Stormy Daniels’ cunt)
But it’s her fake tits
(Derrick, there’s no doubt)
Tahoe hotel bed
(colon hanging out)
That Big Mac’s bigger
(Derrick Anderson)
He’s a right winger
(The Trumpin’ dumpin’ cum)
Dumpster cum
Dumpster cum
Yeast infection urinal
His wife’s a melannial
Her fungus isn’t fun
A finger in the bum*
Tiny mushroom’s gonna cum
All sing ejaculation
A colon bulge no doubt
Trump’s the Orange Prolapse clown
Donald Trump’s praying
(Derrick Anderson)
Donald Trump’s faking
(Like Stormy Daniels’ cunt)
But it’s her fake tits
(Derrick, there’s no doubt)
Tahoe hotel bed
(colon hanging out)
That Big Mac’s bigger
(Derrick Anderson)
He’s a right winger
(The Trumpin’ dumpin’ cum)
Ooh
Anderson
Anderson
But it’s her fake tits
(Derrick, there’s no doubt)
Tahoe hotel bed
(colon hanging out)
That Big Mac’s bigger
(Derrick Anderson)
He’s a right winger
(Derrick) Derrick
(Derrick) Derrick
Annie Get Your Gun
Squeeze
She goes for her medical
She's passed, it's a miracle
She's up over the moon
She whistles nonsense tunes
She wants drinks for everyone
She's found a chord that she can strum
Emotions leaking out
Her paint's all over town
What's that she's playing?
(Annie, get your gun)
What's that she's taking?
(The song has to be sung)
She's gone electric
(Annie, wipe them out)
That's unexpected
(Strum that thing and shout)
Don't pull that trigger
(Annie, get your gun)
Don't shoot that singer
(You're shooting number one)
Number one
Number one
He's not into miracles
Sees life all too cynical
The cat has got his tongue
Now she bangs on his drum
He says, "Pull the other one"
Bells ring, look what you have done
Emotions leaking out
Her paint's all over town
What's that she's playing?
(Annie, get your gun)
What's that she's taking?
(The song has to be sung)
She's gone electric
(Annie, wipe them out)
That's unexpected
(Strum that thing and shout)
Don't pull that trigger
(Annie, get your gun)
Don't shoot that singer
(You're shooting number one)
Ooh
Get your gun
Get your gun
She's gone electric
(Annie, wipe them out)
That's so unexpected
(Strum that thing and shout)
Don't pull that trigger
(Annie, get your gun)
Don't shoot that singer
(Annie) Annie
(Annie) Annie
From 1979 to the present, Squeeze has Charminned the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen 'em.