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Trump Is Gay
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Makeup’s very girly
‘Merica ain't great
Any wonder the big lie is baloney
Well done steak and Donald’s hair
‘Nother scandal, he don’t care
Halliburton’s gonna share the green new fight
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Trump is pink slime
His tiny mushroom dick’s out
Orange Prolapse it hangs out
Yes, Donald’s a piece of shit, that’s brown not white
Holla back we need to pray
But you can’t pray the gay away
All the MAGA Trumpers know that Trump is gay
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Trump is pink slime
His McDonald’s ain’t free
Fox cable’s a news faker you will see
The Triple D.’s leather and lace
Tiny penis a disgrace
His McDonald’s ain’t free
Infection of the yeast in her pussy
It’s a disease that’s from her cunt
His lustful sin’s Lake Tahoe fun
Trump’s heaven sent the devil fears
Hot dog’s aren’t kosher fed pig ears
And Kushner is a god damn queer, Trump’s orange not white
Coward shithead’s so obscene
Golden toilet’s his latrine
Those turds will show that he’s unclean, Trump’s orange not white
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Trump is pink slime
On a toilet of gold he shits
Next to classified top secrets
What a fuckin’ piece of shit, ‘cause Trump ain’t white
In hell, Trump’s gonna pray, for a Stormy Daniels lay
Afternoon it ain’t okay, for a delight
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Donald will lie
Trump is pink slime
Spread the big lie
Spread the big lie
Spread the big lie
The Donald’s slime
Touch Of Grey
Grateful Dead
Must be getting early
Clocks are running late
Paint by number morning sky looks so phony
Dawn is breaking everywhere
Light a candle, curse the glare
Draw the curtains, I don't care 'cause it's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
I see you've got your fist out
Say your piece and get out
Yes, I get the gist of it, but it's alright
Sorry that you feel that way
The only thing there is to say
Every silver lining's got a touch of grey
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
It's a lesson to me
The Ables and the Bakers and the Cs
The ABCs we all must face
Try to keep a little grace
It's a lesson to me
The Deltas and the East and the Freeze
The ABCs we all think of
To try to win a little love
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears, but it's alright
Cow is given kerosene
Kid can't read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene, but it's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
The shoe is on the hand it fits
There's really nothing much to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit 'cause it's alright
Oh, well, a touch of grey, kind of suits you anyway
That's was all I had to say, but it's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
We will get by
We will get by
We will get by
We will survive
Challenging song. But well worth the effort.
So Saf, what's your favorite GD opener? Gotta go with their cover of "Let The Good Times Roll" (4-8-89 - my first show). From that moment onward, I was hooked.
It's actually my 4th parody of the invigorating Dead opener.
Touch of Gay (regarding a penchant for homosexual behavior)
#501. Freedom Day (a tribute to July 4th)
#1587. Ye Is Gay (regarding Kanye West and his fresh new nickname/identity)
#2763. Trump Is Gay
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH