The Orange Prolapse "selected" election denialist Florida AG Pam Bondi for U.S. Attorney General.
At the confirmation hearings, I'd encourage every Democratic Senator to ask a very simple, straightforward question. "Shortly after the 2020 election, you repeatedly went on Fox News and claimed the election was rigged. Do you honestly believe that Trump won in 2020? Yes or no?"
Regardless of her answer, I'd explain that the most fundamental qualification for Attorney General is "Thou Shalt Not Lie." Just ask Scalping Jew.
He'll tell yinz the truth.
Hey, if you can't pass that "heavy duty" litmus test... well seriously, it's kind of a deal breaker.
Because at some point, Trump will almost certainly try to revisit his loss to Joe Biden. And engage in a federal investigation and massive public relations endeavor in an attempt to rewrite history.
Big Lie Bondi
sonofsaf
Big lie Bondi
MAGA we dare defend Matt Gaetz is Trumpy
Big lie Bondi
MAGA we dare defend Matt Gaetz is Trumpy
Her twat is haunted she’d screw the enemy
Donald can’t golf but he yells FORE
Donald his ass is very sore
Pam craps on a golden throne
Fuck her and Kristi Noem
Gonna screw Democracy and crap in the zone
Big lie Bondi
Ivanka is a Jew, coping with her daddy in Mar-A-Lago
‘Cause she’s a cunt cuming
She’s fucking a Jew
She’s cooking for you
An abortion will be secured
Big lie Bondi
MAGA we dare defend Matt Gaetz is Trumpy
Her twat is haunted she’d screw the enemy
Donald can’t golf but he yells FORE
Donald his ass is very sore
Pam craps on a golden throne
Fuck her and Kristi Noem
Gonna screw Democracy and crap in the zone
Well done steak’n mushroom bone
Tiny fuckin’ lil’ bone
Lake Tahoe and Stormy D.
Big lie Bondi
Big lie Bondi
Big lie Bondi
Big lie Bondi
Big lie Bondi
Bye Bye Blondie
Allan Rayman
Bye bye blondie
You cut your hair again it's new and ugly
Bye bye blondie
You cut your hair again it's new and ugly
Thats what you wanted so you can hide from me
I'm still the wolf outside your door
I'm still a filthy little whore
I dont do well on my own
Thanks for asking im home
Thought you'd come on and find me and rattle my bones
Bye bye blondie
It was nice to know you, hope its warm and sunny in California
Cause when I come running
I'm gunning for you
I'm looking for you
Ive never felt so self assured
Bye bye blondie
You cut your hair again it's new and ugly
Thats what you wanted so you can hide from me
I'm still the wolf outside your door
I'm still a filthy little whore
I dont do well on my own
Thanks for asking im home
Thought you'd come on and find me and rattle my bones
When you ache and you moan
Turn me back into stone
You just need to remind me
Bye bye blondie
Bye bye blondie
Bye bye blondie
Bye bye blondie
Bye bye blondie
Allan Rayman has never played the Burgh. And for that, I am eternally grateful. This song is unusually tedious and annoyingly atrocious. My parody ain't nothin' to write home about either.
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