The Orange Prolapse nominated Brendan Carr to lead the FCC.
Carr is a major proponent of Project 2025.
Rama-Dumpa-Rooney! |
Brendan Carr
sonofsaf
Donald has a dildo and the First Lady wears a thong
‘Daughter Jew’s a fuckin’ twat. And his son-in-law ain’t that strong.
Muslim Allah Akbar, Jewish praise isn’t right
Clown who’s been farting from his armpit
As Trumpers shit Bud Light, job to blow
Donald’s vodka’s vomit, gay vomit’s, a drunken display. There’s gonna be a coup
crime, better get out the fuckin’ way, Yeah.
Vomit shaming and more gonna flip-flop don’t ask why
Donald said, “Deny, vomit, pile you crave oh my’.
Job to blow, yeah yeah, Job to blow that retard is Brendan Carr,
Job to blow, job to blow. Job to blow that retard
is Brendan Carr, And all the girls will suck your mushroom dong,
The dong of a ‘tard
Donald’s past was checkered, more fucked up than Stormy’s cunt
A pornographic cunt loves a dick that ain’t so long
Cock for a girl is why, he’s lying about his past
Donald’s crooked vision is red, ‘Well, MAGA loves the Orange Prolapse.’
Job to blow, yeah yeah, Job to blow that retard is Brendan Carr,
Job to blow, job to blow. Job to blow that retard
is Brendan Carr, And all the girls will suck your mushroom dong,
The dong of a ‘tard, that’s Brendan Carr
Job to blow that retard is Brendan Carr, Job to blow, yeah
Job to blow that retard is Brendan Carr, clown
And all the girls will suck your mushroom dong, a dong of a Jew.
Donald lied that’s right, lied about Fred, Father was a dickhead,
creepy bullshit and inbred. Donald’s wife’s asshole is why she’s
probably gay, When she’s shittin’ and pissin’ you’d better stay away
No no no, Job to blow that retard is Brendan Carr
Job to blow, yeah, job to blow, Job to blow that
retard is Brendan Carr
Job to blow, yeah
Job to blow that retard is Brendan Carr
Job to, job to
job to, job to
Job to blow, job to
Blow, oh, yeah, retard
Yeah, that’s Brendan Carr, yeah, oh
no no no no……
Job to, job to blow
that retard is Brendan Carr
Job to job to blow……
Shooting Star
Bad Company
Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song,
'Love me do,' I think it was. From there it didn't take him long.
Got himself a guitar, used to play every night,
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit,
And everything's all right, don't you know?
Johnny told his mama, hey, 'Mama, I'm goin' away. I'm gonna hit the big
time, gonna be a big star someday', Yeah.
Mama came to the door with a teardrop in her eye.
Johnny said, 'Don't cry, mama, smile and wave good-bye'.
Don't you know, yeah yeah, Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
Don't you know, don't you know. Don't you know that you are
a shooting star, And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are.
Johnny made a record, Went straight up to number one,
Suddenly everyone loved to hear him sing the song.
Watching the world go by, surprising it goes so fast.
Johnny looked around him and said, 'Well, I made the big time at last'.
Don't you know, don't you know, Don't you know that you are
a shooting star,
Don't you know, oh, yeah, Don't you know that you are
a shooting star, yeah,
And all the world will love you just as long,
As long as you are, a shooting star.
Don't you know that you are a shooting star, Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a shooting star, now,
And all the world will love you just as long, As long you are you.
Johnny died one night, died in his bed, Bottle of whiskey,
sleeping tablets by his head. Johnny's life passed him by like a
warm summer day, If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play
Oh oh oh, Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
Don't you know, yeah, don't you know', Don't you know that
you are a shooting star,
Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a shooting star,
Don't you, don't you,
don't you, don't you,
Don't you know, don't you
know, oh, yeah, you are,
Yeah, a shooting star, yeah, oh
oh oh oh oh......
Don't you, don't you know
that you are a shooting star,
Don't you don't you know......
My second parody of "Shooting Star." Last year, I penned #2161. Roseanne Barr.
From 1975 to 2016, Bad Company visited the Burgh a grand total of 13 times. Not sure if I've ever seen 'em. But I've definitely scalped 'em. Star Lake baby! This phenomenon is known as "Foghat Syndrome." When you know you zipped up to work the scene and tailgate... but can't recall if you actually saw the band.
The Big Lie 100: (#1976)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)