Shortly before the election, the Orange Prolapse endorsed incumbent Congresswoman Michelle Steel (R-CA).
Spotted on the way to the polling station. |
Steel is locked in a tight race for California 45th District.
As of November 10, with 79% of the vote in...
Michelle Steel: 137,696 (51.3%)
Derek Tran: 130,795 (48.7%)
Michelle Steel
sonofsaf
Mushroom cocktail moron’s so tiny why
The denial
Pee pee and pies of cream and anal all the while
Trump’s speakin’ on the ellipse
But he wants to get laid
The adultery and squalor
And the crime he knows Stormy got paid
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Votes she stole
An Asian dork and Orange Prolapse creep
Don’t mention her shitshow
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Is an asshole
A whore Truth Social poster with a brain that wants
To blow
A hundred thirty thousand payment’s a hella lotta green
Shit’s excremental, whore’s infinitely obscene
Butt she is filled with scat n’at
And spreading the big lies
That Quarter Pound pink slime’s a fact
Her Big Mac cums with fries
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Votes she stole
An Asian dork and Orange Prolapse creep
Don’t mention her shitshow
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Is an asshole
A whore Truth Social poster with a brain that wants to blow
Virus cure from China hell a prick mushroom attack
Trump’s so homely what the fuck he’s always talking smack
Well Forty-five’s a fraud
He’ll sell yinz well done meat
Trump Steaks are fit for a king
Big lies are not discreet
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Votes she stole
An Asian dork and Orange Prolapse creep
Don’t mention her shitshow
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Is an asshole
A whore Truth Social poster with a brain that wants
To blow
Jew, Jew, it’s Kushner’s job to blow
Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew
That Congresswoman Michelle Steel
Is an asshole
A whore Truth Social poster with a brain that wants
To blow
Tons Of Steel
Grateful Dead
I know these rails we're on like I know my
Lady's smile
Re-see a dozen dreams in every passing mile
Can't begin to count the trips
That she and I have made
But I wish I had a dollar
For each time we've both been down this grade
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Made to roll
Her brakes don't work and this grade's so steep
Her engine's sure to blow
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Out of control
She's more a roller coaster than the train I used
To know
It's one hell of an understatement to say she can get mean
She's temperamental, more a bitch than a machine
She wasn't built to travel at
The speed a rumor flies
These wheels are bound to jump the tracks
Before they burn the ties
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Made to roll
Her brakes don't work and this grade's so steep
Her engine's sure to blow
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Out of control
She's more a roller coaster than the train I used to know
Murphy's sure outdone himself to pick this stretch of track
I can only hope my luck is riding in the back
Well I have prayed to God
This ain't the day we meet
I've done about everything
But try dragging my feet
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Made to roll
Her brakes don't work and this grade's so steep
Her engine's sure to blow
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Out of control
She's more a roller coaster than the train I used
To know
Oo, oo, I wanna go down slow
Oo, oo, oo, oo, oo
Nine hundred thousand tons of steel
Out of control
She's more a roller coaster than the train I used
To know
Challenging parody. But such a great tune. You gottta love the part when it's only Phil and Brent singing.
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#1955)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)