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During this holiday season, yinzers should give thanks to the mystery person who brings the city a seemingly endless array of Trump Dumps.
Jimmy Jam! Trumpin' & Dumpin' on Black Friday. Er uh, in this case... Brown Friday. |
BeBest Plan
sonofsaf
U.S., fake blues
A job to blow and Donald’s cuming too
Bullshit, is why
Trump makes libtards wanna cry
Hunter Biden’s an asshole of a man
Butt Forty-seven’s lazy has a BeBest plan
First twat, Lady bling
Always dissin’ what a dumb half-wit
That fat fuck’s, bitchin’
There is no doubt he is a piece of shit
Hunter Biden’s an asshole of a man
Butt Forty-seven’s lazy has a BeBest plan
Fat GOAT, fat ass
All that Trumpin’ Dumpin’s where it’s at
Bad grades, dumbfuck
Black’n dark an immigrant fuck
Hunter Biden’s an asshole of a man
Butt Forty-seven’s lazy has a BeBest plan
Sharp Dressed Man
ZZ Top
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
And cuff links, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
My third parody of Sharp Dressed Man.
#122. "Warped West Man" (regarding Kanye West).
#1858. BeBest Plan
#2877. BeBest Plan
From 1975 to the present, ZZ Top has summited the Burgh a grand total of 21 times.
The Big Lie 100: (#2002)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)