... after MAGA warrior Kash Patel of course. "Butthole Fart" would've been a reasonable compromise.
However, I opted for a more omniscient, all-encompassing refrain.  Prolapse Fart!  Consider it a matter of poetic license.
| Curbin' 'n disturbin' | 
| Those orange jimmie accents don't even remotely do this Dump justice. | 
| Foxin' & Doxxin! | 
| Both Elon and Vivek are generously immersed in patriotic sprinkles. | 
| A lonely Jew Dump. | 
| Sad, boring, pathetic, a complete disgrace --- Trump Dump Magazine. | 
Prolapse Fart
sonofsaf
Forty-seven’s still alive
A basket case of lotion shit
His son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
So evil - insidious
The Donald says it’s all fake news
A basket case he’s lying
A porno star is on her knees
Sucking you too
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart 
The Donald has no hair
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart 
BeBest stop the steal
His acrid ass it smells so bold
Anal protrusion
Lake Tahoe if you dare
Stormy - Daniels
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart
Trump Dump supplying
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart
Trump Dump supply
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart 
The Donald has no hair
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart 
BeBest stop the steal
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart  - prolapse fart
Trump Dump supplying
Prolapse fart - prolapse fart
Metal Heart
Accept
It is 1999
The human race has to face it
They are confronted with the truth
It's secret - mysterious
A surgeon said it in the news
The human race is dying
But the result is no disease
Searching for you
Metal heart - metal heart
They found it everywhere
Metal heart - metal heart
Lifeless piece of steel
The scaring fact was even told
Total confusion
They found the same nightmare
Heartbeats - timebombs
Metal heart - metal heart
Unplugged they're dying
Metal heart -- metal heart
Unplugged they die
Metal heart - metal heart
They found it everywhere
Metal heart - metal heart
Lifeless piece of steel
Metal heart - metal heart - metal heart
Unplugged they're dying
Metal heart - metal heart 
Great tune.  Anthemic!  These guys are the sauerbraten of heavy metal. 
From 1984 to 1989, Accept rocked the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Never saw 'em.  In 1985, they released a live EP from Japan that totally blew my mind.  Kaizoku Ban!  I wore down that cassette like a pair of Huck Finns (cut-off jean shorts).
I was considering attempting a Balls to the Wall "toilet parody tribute" for Nancy Mace (R-SC).  Balls In The Stall!  But the lyrics are unusually disgruntled and difficult.  Perhaps I'll give it a shot tomorrow on the way to Thanksgiving.  Still, such a parody would be epic.  Balls in the stall, man.  Balls in the stall.
The Big Lie 100: (#1998)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)

