Earlier in the week, the Orange Prolapse pulled off a Grover Cleveland.
Steelers (+3) are on the road this weekend against the Washington Commanders. Feels like an OT game. |
Thomas Tull = Chapter 7.
Holy Shit! (part 1) |
Holy Shit! (part 2) |
Regardless, welcome to the Jew World Order!
Mar-A-Lago Jews
sonofsaf
Minnesota Walz buffoon, and a coup d’etat’s the plan
Spreading lies and Orange Prolapsin’ meat
And the crappy shit Trump flags unfurled so shitty it’s his style
There’s a dildo toy and golden toilet seat
And the election is a battlefield and the libtards are to blame
BeBest’s to blame a deep, dumb anal screw
So inbred incest full throttle ‘cause The Donald is so obscene
A total disgrace they’re the Mar-a-Lago Jews
Yeah
Donald’s not a king he sells Trump Vodka booze
As his asshole haunts Orange Prolapse says hooray
Stormy’s a hot shot, and Trump has got nothin’ to lose
Butt-fuckin’ and suckin’ those tits are on display
He’ll spread the blame Trump’s so obscene an Orange Prolapsin’ clown
A job to blow and Trumpy Bear to sell
Gonna share despair, so don’t Be Best, as MAGA’s bought and sold
All the gloom and doom he’s raising hell
He’s so fucked up a nuclear boom that shit is what I fear
Trump wears Depends, what has he got to lose
Clown is stayin’ in those Trumpy Towers it ain’t down on the farm
A Kushner crime with all the Mar-a-Lago Jews
Donald’s not a king he sells Trump Vodka booze
As his asshole haunts Orange Prolapse says hooray
Stormy’s a hot shot, and Trump has got nothin’ to lose
Butt-fuckin’ and suckin’ those tits are on display
And Donald Trump’s a big fat clown, who’s stickin’ in my craw
So obscene his hating’s such a shame
Orgasms of a faker, ‘cuz a clit’s part of a cunt
The scams are fun and more of the same
The well done Trump synthetic meats, Big Macs are pink slime
Distress and danger and the U.S. Blues*
Trump is the worst a shitty God, he’s so above the law
Mentality’s very shallow for the Mar-a-Lago Jews
Yeah
Donald’s not a king he sells Trump Vodka booze
As his asshole haunts Orange Prolapse says hooray
Stormy’s a hot shot, and Trump has got nothin’ to lose
Butt-fuckin’ and suckin’ those tits are on display
Mexicali Blues
Grateful Dead
Laid back in an old saloon, with a peso in my hand
Watching flies and children on the street
And I catch a glimpse of black-eyed girls who giggle when I smile
There's a little boy who wants to shine my feet
And it's three days ride from Bakersfield and I don't know why I came
I guess I came to keep from paying dues
So instead I've got a bottle and a girl who's just fourteen
And a damn good case of the Mexicali blues
Yeah
Is there anything a man don't stand to lose?
When the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze
'Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today
She said her name was Billy Jean and she was fresh in town
I didn't know a stage line ran from Hell
She had raven hair, a ruffled dress, a necklace made of gold
All the French perfume you'd care to smell
She took me up into her room and whispered in my ear
"Go on, my friend, do anything you choose."
Now I'm payin' for those happy hours I spent there in her arms
With a lifetime's worth of the Mexicali Blues
Is there anything a man don't stand to lose?
When the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze
'Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today
And then a man rode into town, some thought he was the law
Billy Jean was waiting when he came
She told me he would take her, if I didn't use my gun
I'd have no one but myself to blame
I went down to those dusty streets, blood was on my mind
I guess that stranger hadn't heard the news
'Cause I shot first and killed him, Lord, he didn't even draw
And he made me trade the gallows for the Mexicali Blues
Yeah
Is there anything a man don't stand to lose?
When the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze
'Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today
Likely the only parody of Mexicali Blues in existence. This one took a while.
So Saf, what's your favorite segue off Me & My Uncle? Mexicali, Mama Tried, Big River, Cumberland, or Maggie's Farm? Gotta go with... er uh, get down with Cumberland.
For other Grateful Dead parodies >
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#1953)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)