The Orange Prolapse nominated Dean John Sauer to serve as Solicitor General.
I just don't like this guy. Probably something about the notion that he wishes to be called "Dean John" as opposed to just "Dean."
Personally, I prefer "Jimmy Dean" or even "Johnny Cakes."
In other news, the Ravens (-3) vs. Steelers game is about to go down at Acrisure Stadium. Alco Parking is gonna try and ban tailgating in the Gold Lots. As is evidenced below, it would appear that a shitstorm is brewing ahead of tomorrow's matchup.
Evidence that fans are frustrated with the new tailgating decree.
I've already spotted a few signs on the North Side that say
ALCO IS
DOG FOOD
and
FALCO ROCKS
ALCO SUCKS
My inside source told me they're moving the biggest tailgate party (the one diagonally across from the PNC Park home plate entrance) to the NovaCare Lot. Please keep in mind that my source is a 65 year old female Jehovah's Witness on Liberty Avenue.
Dean John Sauer
sonofsaf
Insurrection crime, critical race
Fuckin’ crook, an utter disgrace
Superpower needs, a new combat zone
And the whore shitshow of Kristi Noem
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
A Trumpy Bear, a whore will sell
That Dean John Sauer, can go to hell
Worshiping, The Donald’s way
Worshiping that liar as the Christians pray
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
The coup was wild, more show’n’tell
Forty-seven’s soul’s bereft, god damn, go to hell
Donald ain’t white, Donald must weigh
Over 300 pounds shittin’ the McDonald’s way
Freedom’s half-staff, flags on display
Freedom is fake, rights taken away
Bitch never say, let’s make amends
Let’s roll the dice bring on the seven sins
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
That Dean John Sauer’s, a fuckin’ creep
Those Quarter Pounds, the Big Mac meat
Superpowers feed off gluttonous sins
A fuckin’ shitshow you must defend
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Bed-wetter hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
Bed-wetter hole is gay fuck you
(Hole is gay)
Hole is gay fuck you
Bed-wetter hole is gay fuck you
(Hole is gay)
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay fuck you
(Hole is gay)
Hole is gay fuck you
Hole is gay
Franklin's Tower
Grateful Dead
In another time's forgotten space
Your eyes looked through your mother's face
Wildflower seed on the sand and stone
May the four winds blow you safely home
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
I'll tell you where the four winds dwell
In Franklin's tower there hangs a bell
It can ring, turn night to day
It can ring like fire when you lose your way
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
God save the child who rings that bell
It may have one good ring left, baby, you can't tell
One watch by night, one watch by day
If you get confused just listen to the music play
Some come to laugh their past away
Some come to make it just one more day
Whichever way your pleasure tends
If you plant ice you're gonna harvest wind
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
In Franklin's tower the four winds sleep
Like four lean hounds the lighthouse keep
Wildflower seed in the sand and wind
May the four winds blow you home again
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew
(Roll away)
Roll away the dew
You'd better roll away the dew
(Roll away)
Roll away the dew
Roll away the dew
(Roll away)
Roll away the dew
Roll away
IWT! One of my favorite second sets. And that's despite Vince Welnick's cackling and tinny resonance.
It's my second parody of Franklin's Tower. Last year I penned #2211. Donald's Tower.
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#1971)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)