Say what you will about George Glass.
But when he officially becomes Ambassador to Japan, I demand that he send their new Prime Minister Fumio Kishida a beautiful arrangement of Sakura (cherry blossoms). Hey, if it worked for the Orange Prolapse and Kim Jong Un, I imagine it would work for Glass and Kishida. Present him with an over-sized love letter as well.
In other news, Steelers (chapter 10) hit the road for a tough road game in Baltimore (chapter 2).
And then the Kansas City Chiefs (chapter 5) come to Pittsburgh on Christmas Day!
Please excuse the mess. I'm working on the next chapter of my story.
Glass
sonofsaf
Splattering ass
George Glass, George Glass
His splattering ass
George Glass, George Glass
He’s splattering, splattering
Glass, Glass, Glass
His splattering ass
George Glass, George Glass
Proud boys and MAGA queers
Led by a retard
A coup d’etat’s a crime
GOP valentine
Golden toilet stalls
Golden toilet stalls
As Joe Biden falls
Orange Prolapsin’ stool
Triple D.’s
Stormy D.
Is not a cunt
Or god damn whore
Mushroom bone
Tiny pole
Trump got laid
Sold his soul
Sold his soul
Sold his soul
Sold his soul
Sold his soul
Donald J. Trump’s Orange Prolapse, Prolapse
And Donald J. Trump blows some gas, some gas
He’s splattering
Glass, Glass, Glass
His splattering ass
George Glass, George Glass
Golden toilet stalls
As Joe Biden falls
Forty-five isn’t cool
Tiny mushroom cums
But Lake Tahoe was fun
And Forty-seven’s a clown
Praying to a fool
Fake two thousand mules
Splattering ass
George Edward Glass
The Orange Prolapse
Loves George Edward Glass
Glass
Smashing Pumpkins
Shattering fast
I'm glass, I'm glass
I'm shattering fast
I'm glass, I'm glass
I'm shattering, shattering
Glass, glass, glass
I'm shattering fast
I'm glass, I'm glass
I've got a lot of tears
In a blood-stained jar
It's been a real long time
Since I walked the fine line
You put up the walls
You put up the walls
And hold all my calls
I'll be by the pool
Won't you please
Worship me
And won't you love
What I adore
All alone
In my soul
I betrayed
Rock and roll
Rock and roll
Rock and roll
Rock and roll
Rock and roll
Everybody knows I'm last, I'm last
And everybody knows I'm fast, I'm fast
I'm shattering, shattering
Glass, glass, glass
I'm shattering fast
I'm glass, I'm glass
You put up the walls
And hold all my calls
'Cause I'll be by the pool
Playing with my guns
'Cause there's nowhere to run
'Cause I'm the one you love now
Staying after school
Breaking all your rules
Shattering fast
Shattering glass
Shattering last
I'm shattering glass
The
Smashing Pumpkins have rocketed the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.
Smashing Pumpkins:
9-6-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-22-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#2054)
#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)