The Orange Prolapse and incoming First Lady Melanoma Cunt are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas!
With one exception. That being Congressman Chip Roy of Texas.
Trump doesn't like it when Republican politicians openly defy his judgment and expertise. Why? Because The Donald is The Shit! Behold the evidence.
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| Kash Patel's confirmation hearing might be interesting. I don't think I'm mentally and/or physically capable of listening to RFK Jr.'s. |
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| A fecal demonstration of President Musk's patriotism. USA! USA! |
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| Yesterday, the Chiefs sealed home field throughout the playoffs with a 29-10 precision demolition of the Steelers. |
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| Steelers just shat away the AFC North title... and a home playoff game. Maybe it's for the best. |
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| Putting the Christ back in Christmas is a lot like putting the Jimmies back in gymnasium. Spotted outside the UFC Gym on 5th Avenue. |
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| Yesterday, Travis Kelce became the KC Chiefs all-time touchdown scorer. Girlfriend Tay-Tay was not in attendance. |
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| Steelers got thumped by the Chiefs 29-10 on Christmas at Acrisure Stadium. Historically speaking, today is "garbage bag" day... if yinz know what I mean. |
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| Rachel Carson Bridge. |
If you're in need of a late Christmas or Hanukkah present, may I suggest printing out this unorthodox children's book. It's free.
Happy New Year!
The Real Chip Roy
sonofsaf
Shittin’ in Lake Tahoe, motorboatin’ Stormy D.
Hell, those porno tits are fine but she lied about the adultery
His rosacea rashes and orange pubic hair, The Donald is unkind
A Big Mac with French fries super-sizin’ lard ’n pink slime
He is @RealChipRoy, and we’re gonna sing
Fuckin’ his critical race and small cock, tiny mushroom thing
He’s the real Chip Roy, a well-done steak is for you
Yeah, and that First Cunt baby, First Lady’s, gonna cream and screw
Donald Trump’s a piece of shit who’s committing crime
A total piece of shit stop the stealing’s the ties that bind
Ah, but MAGA and the Proud Boys fight oath keeping for a king
Robert Kennedy Junior super-sizin’ lard ’n pink slime
He is @RealChipRoy, and we’re gonna sing
Fuckin’ his critical race and small cock, tiny mushroom thing
He’s the real Chip Roy, a well-done steak is for you
Yeah, and that First Cunt baby, First Lady’s, gonna cream and screw
He is @RealChipRoy, and we’re gonna sing
Fuckin’ his critical race and small cock, tiny mushroom thing
The Real McCoy
George Jones
Sittin' on a bar stool sippin' on a glass of tea
Well, when this lady walked by and she tried to put the make on me
She had fake eye lashes and her home [?] hair, it nearly blew my mind
And it makes me realize that the real thing is hard to find
But you're the real McCoy, you're natural thing
From the smile on your face to your walk, to your diamond ring
Your the real McCoy there's nothing fake about you
Yeah, you're a first class lady, yeah baby, you're a dream come true.
Everybody loves these thing just to pass the time
And it's a wam bam thing where the feelings are left behind
Ah, but baby when you hold me tight you're making everything alright
Cause you're one in a million and the real thing is hard to find.
But you're the real McCoy, you're natural thing
From the smile on your face to your walk, to your diamond ring
Your the real McCoy there's nothing fake about you
Yeah, you're a first class lady, yeah baby, you're a dream come true.
But you're the real McCoy, you're natural thing
From the smile on your face to your walk, to your diamond ring
Surprisingly, George Jones played the Burgh only once. At the Civic Arena back in 1988. I was not in attendance.
Even if you don't care much for country music and are opposed to the current "Orange Nationalism" movement sweeping the country, I highly recommend this live clip of George Jones.
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#2566. Vance (Chance — Big Country)
#2567. Donald Trump Ain’t Devout (That’s What It’s All About — Brooks And Dunn)
#2568. Royce White (Love Bites — Judas Priest)