The Orange Prolapse has nominated Gail Slator to serve as Assistant Attorney General for the DOJ Anti-Trust Division.
Simply stated, and despite the alleged excremental approval of the Dumps featured below...
Slator! Mother Fucker!
sonofsaf
Yeah
A crook from Trump Tower thinks he’s hot
His face shitshow nose full of snot
Incest is the reason why
Getting much older
Getting much bolder
Forty-seven is so fucked up
Ivanka’s cunt is tempting muff
She’s a Jew, her husband too
Kushner
Kushner
Fuck yeah
Mushroom dick despair (Yeah)
Fuck yeah, tiny pubic hair
Slator! (Slator!) Mother fucker!
The news is fake and Trump ain’t cruel
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
His Orange Prolapsin’ stool
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
Oh no
Why is her chest willing to screw?
The motorboating of Stormy D.
Son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
Kushner
Kushner
Fuck yeah, Why does he have clown hair (Yeah)
Fuck yeah, Rogaine if you care
Slator! (Slator!) Mother fucker!
The news is fake and Trump ain’t cruel
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
His Orange Prolapsin’ stool
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
Fuck yeah
Blah!
The Donald is a syndrome of the down
Pelosi’s still his enemy
He’s a fuckin’ Orange Prolapse clown
Mother fucker
Ivanka’s twat is very attracting
Daughter-porn amateur
Ivanka’s cunt enjoys the impacting
Mother fucker
Sinning’s wrong
Oh
Daughter-porn amateur
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
The news is fake and Trump ain’t cruel
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
Golden toilets rule
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
His Orange Prolapsin’ stool
(Slator!) Mother fucker!
Slator’s! Gonna fuck her
Waiter! Bring Me Water!
Shania Twain
Yeah
He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Over my shoulder
Over my shoulder
I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new, he wanted to
Know her
Know her
Oh, yeah
Then she flicked her hair (Yeah)
Oh, yeah, he began to stare
Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Uh, oh
I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Know her
Know her
Oh, yeah, I ain't getting nowhere (Yeah)
Oh, yeah, she's still standing there
Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Oh, yeah
Ha!
There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water!
I don't know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water!
Bring it on
Oh
What's so hot about her?
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Send him back to school
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Waiter! Bring me water!
From 1998 to the present, Shania Twain has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never seen her.
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